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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2008, 02:32:05 am »
Yes, I've actually moved on from your mother.  :quagmire:

Now I'm working on your grandmother.  :blink:



So you like 80 year old women?  What does it for you, the tits that sag down so far that make a hoochie look like an ass with cheeks, or ass cheeks so giggly you smack them once and they keep going and going?

His grandmother's 80? Really? I was expecting like 27 or so.

oh god what have i done
Those cougars really start to look good once you've got a few drinks in you. Don't worry, everyone fucks up once in awhile. Except Reynard, he only "F's" up.
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #81 on: July 22, 2008, 02:40:52 am »
Though apparently Reynard thinks she fucks like she's 80... So that means 1) she's a horrid lay (sorry, experience can only compensate for physical problems so much); 2) Reynard's fucked other 80-year-olds, since he can draw the comparison, which means he needs to scale back his definition of MILF and cougar. Trust me, you get a woman in her 30's who knows what she's doing, it's awesome. Woman in her 80's? Yeah, you don't get to brag about banging a cougar. You don't get to brag about much of anything at all, really. Honestly I'm shocked that you'd admit it so freely. Because... just, damn, son.

Yes, I've actually moved on from your mother.  :quagmire:

Now I'm working on your grandmother.  :blink:



So you like 80 year old women?  What does it for you, the tits that sag down so far that make a hoochie look like an ass with cheeks, or ass cheeks so giggly you smack them once and they keep going and going?

His grandmother's 80? Really? I was expecting like 27 or so.

oh god what have i done
Those cougars really start to look good once you've got a few drinks in you. Don't worry, everyone fucks up once in awhile.

Good cougars? They look good, drinks or no. And that's about when women hit their sexual peak, so that makes it like a million times better. Of course there's uggo chicks at just about every (reasonable) age range. You must tell me what that's like, the whole waking up and thinking "shit."

Except Reynard, he only "F's" up.

Seriously, what's with that? It's not like it makes any difference to God which one you say - there's nothing more magical about saying "F" vs "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKtits."

If you're gonna do it you should just actually do it - it's the same principle as if you're gonna stick the head in, you might as well go for a full fuck. You're going to hell either way, so might as well enjoy it.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 02:43:36 am by contingencyplan »
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #82 on: July 22, 2008, 02:54:48 am »
Seriously, what's with that? It's not like it makes any difference to God which one you say - there's nothing more magical about saying "F" vs "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKtits."

If you're gonna do it you should just actually do it - it's the same principle as if you're gonna stick the head in, you might as well go for a full fuck. You're going to hell either way, so might as well enjoy it.
Contingencyplan, stop sinning. You're hurting my delicate sensibilities. :(
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #83 on: July 22, 2008, 02:55:35 am »
Seriously, what's with that? It's not like it makes any difference to God which one you say - there's nothing more magical about saying "F" vs "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKtits."

If you're gonna do it you should just actually do it - it's the same principle as if you're gonna stick the head in, you might as well go for a full fuck. You're going to hell either way, so might as well enjoy it.
Contingencyplan, stop sinning. You're hurting my delicate sensibilities. :(

Fuck you and your sensibilities.

Oh yeah I went there
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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
    ~GK Chesterton

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #84 on: July 22, 2008, 02:56:43 am »
Seriously, what's with that? It's not like it makes any difference to God which one you say - there's nothing more magical about saying "F" vs "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKtits."

If you're gonna do it you should just actually do it - it's the same principle as if you're gonna stick the head in, you might as well go for a full fuck. You're going to hell either way, so might as well enjoy it.
Contingencyplan, stop sinning. You're hurting my delicate sensibilities. :(

Fuck you and your sensibilities.

Oh yeah I went there
STOP SINNING! You're going to hell. :(
« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 03:01:38 am by windshipper »
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #85 on: July 22, 2008, 04:58:30 am »
Actually, I didn't change your karma. And for fuck's sake, it says karma RIGHT ON THE FUCKING POST.

Also, what is a "wond"?

Christ, you can't even insult without fucking it all up. :(

edit: And why would I want to label myself as a 1337 H4X0R? Are you still stuck in a 13 year old mindset?

Wond, euphemism for cock.
(You cannot lable as 1337 h4x0r in the karma field, it only accepts numbers. GG no re nub)

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Please we all know you like the little ones just as much as these two.   The fact that they don't try and hide it merely shows they're worse off than you. Do the word a favor.    I think you get the point.

I just might, but then that would make me more of a coward than you.

Now it seems that some of you are missing the point of this excercise. You have to reply to the last insult dirrected at you...

So, we're all sure... You all missed the part about snuff, or are you not familair with stuff like that?
80, 70, 30. Meh, don't knock it till you try it. The stiffer they are the betterm sure you have to do most the work, but it's worth it in the end.

And cocksucker (seeing as you can't understand euphemism), we're all going to hell here, all in one happy hand basket. You'll be sorry you joked.

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #86 on: July 22, 2008, 01:30:25 pm »
Actually, I didn't change your karma. And for fuck's sake, it says karma RIGHT ON THE FUCKING POST.

Also, what is a "wond"?

Christ, you can't even insult without fucking it all up. :(

edit: And why would I want to label myself as a 1337 H4X0R? Are you still stuck in a 13 year old mindset?

Wond, euphemism for cock.
Do me a favor, find "wond" in the dictionary. I dare you. Link me to a dictionary.com or a Merriam-Webster online dictionary entry of what a "wond" is.

hint, you'll find what you really meant in the quote I made of your post previously.
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(You cannot lable as 1337 h4x0r in the karma field, it only accepts numbers. GG no re nub)
So then you admit you are still stuck in a 13 year old mindset?
Quote from: Reynard
And cocksucker (seeing as you can't understand euphemism), we're all going to hell here, all in one happy hand basket. You'll be sorry you joked.
Congratulations! You managed to make this post without fucking up any new spellings!
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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #87 on: July 22, 2008, 01:45:40 pm »
Also, my dear Reynard, do please explain the difference between saying "F'd" up and fucked up.

God knows what you mean.

He knows everything.

Go pray for forgiveness.

Edit: Prov 23:7, "as a man thinks in his heart, so is he"
« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 01:56:34 pm by windshipper »
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #88 on: July 22, 2008, 04:22:18 pm »
I'm not going to make that sort of argument here. This is not the place for that.

Rather than insults this has become an argument forum.

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #89 on: July 22, 2008, 04:44:53 pm »
I'm not going to make that sort of argument here. This is not the place for that.

Rather than insults this has become an argument forum.
Au contraire, my fine friend
Actually, I didn't change your karma. And for fuck's sake, it says karma RIGHT ON THE FUCKING POST.

Also, what is a "wond"?

Christ, you can't even insult without fucking it all up. :(

edit: And why would I want to label myself as a 1337 H4X0R? Are you still stuck in a 13 year old mindset?

Wond, euphemism for cock.
Do me a favor, find "wond" in the dictionary. I dare you. Link me to a dictionary.com or a Merriam-Webster online dictionary entry of what a "wond" is.

hint, you'll find what you really meant in the quote I made of your post previously.
Quote from:  reynard
(You cannot lable as 1337 h4x0r in the karma field, it only accepts numbers. GG no re nub)
So then you admit you are still stuck in a 13 year old mindset?
Quote from: Reynard
And cocksucker (seeing as you can't understand euphemism), we're all going to hell here, all in one happy hand basket. You'll be sorry you joked.
Congratulations! You managed to make this post without fucking up any new spellings!

You have yet to respond.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

:black101:


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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #90 on: July 22, 2008, 04:48:36 pm »
That's correct. You win.

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #91 on: July 22, 2008, 04:59:16 pm »
That's correct. You win.
Now now, just because you're getting your ass handed to you doesn't mean that it makes you less of a pussy to pack up your toys and go home.
What foes are we to meet in battle that we have not vanquished in the shadows of the human soul? What Daemons scream that have not cried to us from the dark places of the mind? What fear have we of death who know there is immortality in the great and noble deeds of men?

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #92 on: July 25, 2008, 06:04:03 pm »
Well, trying to win a battle of wits against you is like fighting an underground resistance. No matter how incompitent they are and how little threat they pose. As hard as you crush them they spring up again as weak as before but still thinking they can win.  :dumbass:
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2008, 10:02:14 am »
I watched so much scrambled TV porn when I was young that by the time I got to see real porn I was quickly put off by the lack of subtlety and unabstract nature of it.

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2008, 04:40:34 pm »
Yes, yes you are.   :clint:
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: Free for all insult fight
« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2009, 08:09:44 pm »
general one aimed towards reactivating this thread:

Ahhh... I came into this land in hopes of seeing the intelligent and thought out insults that should truly exist in such a place of what I had perceived to be intelligent people. Alas, I arrive only to find the meager, foolish insults that are so over used so as to be part of "the book of standard idiotic insults." I WOULD recommend it as a read for all of you in order for you to know what NOT to do, but I think you've already read it and internalized it as the smartest thing since  :math:

I would only hope for humanity that there are, in fact, no more people of such low intellectual capabilities, for, if there were, it would be proof that retardation IS a disease, and then you would all be quarantined, which would get rid of my fun (namely, laughing at the foolishness and unoriginality of such small minded insults that display the brain capacity of half a gnat).

Now aimed at guardian:

When I first viewed your name and also though this was a place of intelligence, logic, and thoroughness, I believed you were, in fact, a guardian of knowledge. However, having viewed your words and responses, I see now that you are, in fact, a guardian of the low brained scum that can be scraped from the intestinal tract of a dung beetle that is three days into the rotting process, and you have the intelligence to match that which you supposedly protect. It is indeed sad that the rest of humanity takes pity upon your barely-able-to-think species that looks like actual human beings and lets you live. Alas, if I could, I would eradicate you, but I think it would be a waste of time and money to purchase the "kill all that which can't think" machine. I figure it would also mean I would be unable to view the paragon of stupidity and thoughtlessness that you are, which would lessen the opportunity for both myself and others of at least meager intelligence to laugh hysterically at what you consider to be intelligent posting.