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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2007, 09:29:22 am »
Nice!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2008, 04:04:17 pm »
Eh, I know this thread is old, but there's one I accidentally said that sounded so terribly perverted. Keep in mind that I didn't mean to say sack, but it's the only thing I could think of because sacks hold stuff.

"How much does your ball sack hold?"

That was me commenting on a paintball hopper. :wifom:

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2008, 04:06:01 pm »
nice! :rara:
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2008, 04:26:41 pm »
My friend Will did a comic commission which featured a busty woman who is quite nude in various parts of it. But it was also really cute, and quirky, 'specially that woman character.
So, when I finished reading the second volume of it, I said to Will, "She's so cute; I love it!" And he said, "Yeah, cute. The whole thing's like 'cute porn.'" We all have a good laugh, when I made things worse.
I said, "Cute porn, yeah! Like kiddie porn!"
Awkward silence...
"WAIT, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!"
I was... embarrassed, and continued to defend myself when friend Brandon said, "She just meant porn for kids."
Grateful, I said, "Yeah! Like... Disney Porn!!!"

WHY do I always make things worse?  :crazy:

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2008, 04:28:03 pm »
ah...gotta love you ginny!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2008, 04:36:13 pm »
Hahahahahahahaha. That's awesome Emerwyn. :toot:
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2008, 01:08:44 am »
My friend Will did a comic commission which featured a busty woman who is quite nude in various parts of it. But it was also really cute, and quirky, 'specially that woman character.
So, when I finished reading the second volume of it, I said to Will, "She's so cute; I love it!" And he said, "Yeah, cute. The whole thing's like 'cute porn.'" We all have a good laugh, when I made things worse.
I said, "Cute porn, yeah! Like kiddie porn!"
Awkward silence...
"WAIT, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!"
I was... embarrassed, and continued to defend myself when friend Brandon said, "She just meant porn for kids."
Grateful, I said, "Yeah! Like... Disney Porn!!!"

WHY do I always make things worse?  :crazy:

Wow, that's fantastic.

The best Disney porn, without question, is the ones with Jasmine from Aladdin.

Especially with her tiger. :toot:
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2008, 11:06:02 am »
I think you just told us more about yourself than we EVER wanted to know, Cplan.   :scumyell:
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2008, 03:42:11 pm »
i agree!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2008, 06:10:22 pm »
 :toot:
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2008, 09:33:24 pm »
This is more of a funny interruption that anything else....

For some reason my HS had a Ban on Rubber Bands, and anytime a teacher wanted on, they had to send a student to the office with a request.

I was sent to the office to do just that one day, and the following conversation took place:

 ;) = Me     :crazy: = Secretary   :rara: = Some rude individual who like to talk too much.

 ;) Mrs. So and So sent me down here.

 :crazy: Oh, what do you need?

 ;) I need a ......

 :rara:  :Insert Meaning less white noise here:

 ;) ......rubber....

 :crazy: You need a RUBBER, Oh MY GOD!!!!

So yeah, that probably wasn't that funny, but there ya go.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2008, 11:44:31 pm »
Here's one I always seem to use unintentionally at LAN parties.

"If he has two NICs, then he can get net with one, and then we can jack off the other."
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2008, 04:21:46 pm »
Alright, here's another one that just sounds wrong when I ask people about paintball stuff.

"Do you have all of your equipment?"
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2008, 04:49:48 pm »
Here's one that my friend Jamie is notorious for...
when playing Guitar Hero/Rock Band before starting a hard song he says
"I need my strap on for this one"

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2008, 06:34:04 pm »
This one was funny.

Morgul and I were talking the other day and I got frustrated.

Caenus:  "Fuck this!  Fuck Mickey Mouse with a 12" dick, break it off, and beat him with the rest of it."

Morgul:  *awkward silence* "See . . . I just can't be in the same room with someone who'd hit Mickey Mouse."
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2008, 06:39:03 pm »
This one was funny.

Morgul and I were talking the other day and I got frustrated.

Caenus:  "Fuck this!  Fuck Mickey Mouse with a 12" dick, break it off, and beat him with the rest of it."

Morgul:  *awkward silence* "See . . . I just can't be in the same room with someone who'd hit Mickey Mouse."

What can I say, I'm a Mouse Fan.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2008, 08:06:40 pm »
Way to go Morgul!!! The Mouse is great.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2008, 08:50:30 pm »
I'm actually deathly afraid of Mickey Mouse.  :'(

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2008, 11:01:02 am »
I have so many of these.
Instead of sitting here typing them all day, I will do them one at a time.
so for now................

On the bus one day:
I did not hear the first part of the conversation.
Only this.
6 or 7 year old girl- "Is it in?"
another girl about the same age- "Yep"
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"Why can't all girls be slutty and easy?"-Matt
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2008, 11:15:21 am »
 :doh: :doh:

Damn MTV!