Author Topic: Things you just can't say.... (Read 68169 times)

xofelf · « **Reply #101 on:** April 28, 2008, 09:13:58 am »

here's one my friend Corinne is putting in a story she's writing:
This guy is talking to his brother about a girl he likes and his brother says, "You need to be more firm with her." The girl walks in and hears the guy say, "My firmness is none of your concern."

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #102 on:** April 28, 2008, 09:16:23 am »

Erica already knows this one because she was sitting right here and still is and will probably read this while I am typing any second now
But anyway.......

We just had a teacher ask "do you want the lights on or off?"

xofelf · « **Reply #103 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:35:18 am »

The same teacher was having a conversation with another and all me and Kevin heard of it was, "They're cousins. Let's hope they're not flirting."

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #104 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:45:20 am »

Quote from: Kmd4390 on April 28, 2008, 09:16:23 am

Erica already knows this one because she was sitting right here and still is and will probably read this while I am typing any second now
But anyway.......

We just had a teacher ask "do you want the lights on or off?"

Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #105 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:48:02 am »

haha the cousins one was great.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #106 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:50:02 am »

Well - I agree with whoever said that.
They really shouldn't be.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #107 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:52:09 am »

I know, that would be weird.
here's another one.
Some one was talking about jacks for cars and he said "sometimes you have to jack it with both hands"

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #108 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:53:18 am »

That is pretty great.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:54:23 am »

I know.
That night everything sounded wrong for some reason.

Caenus · « **Reply #110 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:33:18 pm »

Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 10:45:20 am

Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

You gonna join our noble teacher ranks, MissTake?

(for those who don't know, YES I am a teacher).

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #111 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:44:22 pm »

I didn't know that but I'm also not surprised.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #112 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:11:17 pm »

Quote from: Caenus on April 28, 2008, 02:33:18 pm

Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 10:45:20 am
Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

You gonna join our noble teacher ranks, MissTake?

(for those who don't know, YES I am a teacher).

Yes =)
I'm planning on being a music teacher. If not than an English teacher.
Hopefully High School level or higher.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #113 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:28:10 pm »

From the music obsession and poems that you've posted it look like you would be good at both. good luck!

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #114 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:28:30 pm »

Danke.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #115 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:06:13 pm »

donkey? did you just call me a jackass?

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #116 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:17:21 pm »

Danke - Thank you in German.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #117 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:42:30 pm »

oh. I don't speak german so I'll answer in spanish. de nada.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #118 on:** April 28, 2008, 06:35:43 pm »

For future reference... we have some Spanish Nazis lurking around.

So - if you do not speak it fluently use it sparingly

xofelf · « **Reply #119 on:** April 28, 2008, 08:52:30 pm »

oooohhhhh! nnnnnoooooo! not the Spanish Nazis!

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