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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2008, 12:53:57 pm »
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #101 on: April 28, 2008, 09:13:58 am »
here's one my friend Corinne is putting in a story she's writing:
This guy is talking to his brother about a girl he likes and his brother says, "You need to be more firm with her." The girl walks in and hears the guy say, "My firmness is none of your concern."
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #102 on: April 28, 2008, 09:16:23 am »
Erica already knows this one because she was sitting right here and still is and will probably read this while I am typing any second now
But anyway.......

We just had a teacher ask "do you want the lights on or off?"
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #103 on: April 28, 2008, 10:35:18 am »
The same teacher was having a conversation with another and all me and Kevin heard of it was, "They're cousins. Let's hope they're not flirting."
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #104 on: April 28, 2008, 10:45:20 am »
Erica already knows this one because she was sitting right here and still is and will probably read this while I am typing any second now
But anyway.......

We just had a teacher ask "do you want the lights on or off?"

Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #105 on: April 28, 2008, 10:48:02 am »
haha the cousins one was great.
"You don't know bears like I do" -Alex Bobrow
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #106 on: April 28, 2008, 10:50:02 am »
Well - I agree with whoever said that.
They really shouldn't be.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #107 on: April 28, 2008, 10:52:09 am »
I know, that would be weird.
here's another one.
Some one was talking about jacks for cars and he said "sometimes you have to jack it with both hands"
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #108 on: April 28, 2008, 10:53:18 am »
That is pretty great.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #109 on: April 28, 2008, 10:54:23 am »
I know.
That night everything sounded wrong for some reason.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #110 on: April 28, 2008, 02:33:18 pm »
Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

You gonna join our noble teacher ranks, MissTake?

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #111 on: April 28, 2008, 02:44:22 pm »
I didn't know that but I'm also not surprised. :lol:
"You don't know bears like I do" -Alex Bobrow
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #112 on: April 28, 2008, 03:11:17 pm »
Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

You gonna join our noble teacher ranks, MissTake?

(for those who don't know, YES I am a teacher).

Yes =)
I'm planning on being a music teacher. If not than an English teacher.
Hopefully High School level or higher.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #113 on: April 28, 2008, 03:28:10 pm »
From the music obsession and poems that you've posted it look like you would be good at both. good luck!
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #114 on: April 28, 2008, 03:28:30 pm »
Danke.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #115 on: April 28, 2008, 04:06:13 pm »
donkey? did you just call me a jackass?
"You don't know bears like I do" -Alex Bobrow
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"I dont cream that easy"-Ryan
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #116 on: April 28, 2008, 04:17:21 pm »
Danke - Thank you in German.

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #117 on: April 28, 2008, 04:42:30 pm »
oh. I don't speak german so I'll answer in spanish. de nada.
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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #118 on: April 28, 2008, 06:35:43 pm »
For future reference... we have some Spanish Nazis lurking around.

So - if you do not speak it fluently use it sparingly :lol:

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Re: Things you just can't say....
« Reply #119 on: April 28, 2008, 08:52:30 pm »
oooohhhhh! nnnnnoooooo! not the Spanish Nazis!
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