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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2008, 09:11:31 pm »
 :calvin: Calvin takes hold of the Polo Mallet of Justice and knocks the ball out of hobbes' grip. earning 3 points via mallet interception rule 14, paragraph 6, word 5. Hobbes must now travel through time setting right what once went wrong and every leap hoping it's the leap home. Calvin grabs the ball and darts to the tree of infamy.
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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2008, 09:38:04 pm »
 :hobbes: uses the Bad A$$ Mother F@#ker-y once more, knocking the cardboard box in the yard which promptly turns into a time machine. He goes back in time, but rather than correcting the 'mistake' he instead changes the rules of Calvin ball rule 14 paragraph 6, word 5 to instead to give him five points by default upon Calvin using the Polo Mallet of Justice.
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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2008, 09:54:16 pm »
Calvin struts over the goal with the calvin ball scoring triple points for coolness factor. Hobbes must wear 3 inch thick bottlecap lenses to emphasize the coolness factor.
Peace is a lie, There is only Passion
Through Passion I gain Strength
Through Strength I gain Power
Through Power I gain Victory
Through Victory my chains are broken

The world of man must come to a quick, decisive end. Lest we waste our time on you any longer. ~The Fallen Angel
Falling from grace isn't nearly as painful as surviving the impact. ~The Tormented Angel

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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2008, 01:48:08 pm »
 :hobbes: Puts on the glasses gladly while at the same time putting on a plaid shirt and khakis thus gaining 3.14 points due to the nerd attire rule. Calvin must now state pi in it's complete form.
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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 11:49:06 pm »
:calvin: Recites Pi to such a degree that the ears of bystanders bleed from sheer boredom, gaining the "Deafening Boredom" multiplier. He grabs the ball, and scores 10 points.

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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 04:35:12 pm »
 :hobbes: collects the blood from the bystanders and gives it to the Red Cross thus stealing half of Calvin's points due to the weird charity demonstration.
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Re: CALVINBALL!!!
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2019, 09:39:26 pm »
I have locked this topic, since Caenus has passed away. (God, that's an awkward thing to write, even this many years later.)

Since I am going to be trying to breath some life into these old forums, I will be continuing the game in another thread.
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