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CALVINBALL!!!
Guardian:
:calvin: Calvin takes hold of the Polo Mallet of Justice and knocks the ball out of hobbes' grip. earning 3 points via mallet interception rule 14, paragraph 6, word 5. Hobbes must now travel through time setting right what once went wrong and every leap hoping it's the leap home. Calvin grabs the ball and darts to the tree of infamy.
Neo:
:hobbes: uses the Bad A$$ Mother F@#ker-y once more, knocking the cardboard box in the yard which promptly turns into a time machine. He goes back in time, but rather than correcting the 'mistake' he instead changes the rules of Calvin ball rule 14 paragraph 6, word 5 to instead to give him five points by default upon Calvin using the Polo Mallet of Justice.
Guardian:
Calvin struts over the goal with the calvin ball scoring triple points for coolness factor. Hobbes must wear 3 inch thick bottlecap lenses to emphasize the coolness factor.
xofelf:
:hobbes: Puts on the glasses gladly while at the same time putting on a plaid shirt and khakis thus gaining 3.14 points due to the nerd attire rule. Calvin must now state pi in it's complete form.
Corthos:
:calvin: Recites Pi to such a degree that the ears of bystanders bleed from sheer boredom, gaining the "Deafening Boredom" multiplier. He grabs the ball, and scores 10 points.
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