Author Topic: Favorite Quotes (Read 129811 times)

Caenus · « **Reply #120 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:41:37 am »

Sorry I didn't comment on it. I think it's funny!

contingencyplan · « **Reply #121 on:** April 12, 2006, 03:56:44 pm »

However, I, being Jesus, have no time to piddle on such trivial matters. I've gotta get my whole "God in flesh" groove on.

Morgul · « **Reply #122 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:50:40 pm »

Quote from: contingencyplan on April 12, 2006, 03:56:44 pm

However, I, being Jesus, have no time to piddle on such trivial matters. I've gotta get my whole "God in flesh" groove on.

Then why, in the world, would you post on these shitty forums?

Caenus · « **Reply #123 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:23:40 am »

everybody say "AMEN" to that.

:-P

If you're Jesus, then the standard to get into heaven must be pretty fucking low.

God: "be like my son!"

Me: "but sir, I don't like to smoke, drink, and look at porn."

God: "too bad . . ."

Edit: I'm sooooo going to hell for that.

xofelf · « **Reply #124 on:** April 13, 2006, 06:10:43 am »

well.....you sure as hell won't be lonely! we're probally all going with ya!

Caenus · « **Reply #125 on:** April 13, 2006, 09:08:30 am »

An eternity with morgul . . .

*drops to his knees*

FORGIVE ME LORD!!! I'LL REPENT!! I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS!!!

Morgul · « **Reply #126 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:22:38 pm »

Quote from: Caenus on April 13, 2006, 09:08:30 am

An eternity with morgul . . .

*drops to his knees*

FORGIVE ME LORD!!! I'LL REPENT!! I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS!!!

I think that even by 'being on your kees' for god he still won't let you in.... all though you're more than welcome to try. (Hey, it worked for Monica...)

[Note:] Not only am I going to hell for that one, but Caenus is going to be a good friend and send me there express.[/Note]

Caenus · « **Reply #127 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:00:11 pm »

*shing*

(that's the sound of a knife being drawn across a sharpening stone)

Neo · « **Reply #128 on:** May 01, 2006, 07:00:55 pm »

And God said "Hold it." And they held it. And behold, God saw that it was terrible.

And God said, "where the hell is Tim." And there the hell was Tim, And God said, "let there be doors that open when they open, and close when they close."

And God said "Poppy!"

(Noises Off)

Caenus · « **Reply #129 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:57:45 am »

I love that show! I have the movie version of it on DVD!

Morgul · « **Reply #130 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:33:50 pm »

Quote from: Caenus on May 02, 2006, 12:57:45 am

I love that show! I have the movie version of it on DVD!

What Show?

* morgul thought he was being weird.

Caenus · « **Reply #131 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:03:38 am »

Noises Off!

It's a play. It's freaking hilarious because it's set on a rotating set. The whole thing is a group of actors performing a play. The first act is the technical rehearsal and you see the first act of the play they're doing. The second act, the set rotates and you see what's going on backstage during it all, and then the third act is the final performance. It's great!

I'll try and get you a copy, morgul, you'll laugh your ass off.

Morgul · « **Reply #132 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:07:44 am »

xofelf · « **Reply #133 on:** May 03, 2006, 09:48:55 am »

lovely. here are a few i pilfered off my dad.
Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. Does yours?
The world may utimately be nothing, but if you say a table is not a table, you are simply an idiot.
First, the ship is not sinking. Second, I intend to go down with it.
You can't beleive everyone at the sanitarium.

that's all for now, but i have a page full, so brace yourselves.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #134 on:** May 06, 2006, 03:44:43 am »

Quote from: morgul on May 03, 2006, 12:07:44 am

KFA.

Yes! My acronym is spreading... mwa ha ha!

Okay, so I'm tired, got 2 fucking finals tomorrow, but thought I'd look up what KFA meant. Here's what I found:

KFA    Kulturfabrik Airfield - (musicians club, Mainz, Germany)
KFA    Korean Friendship Association (North Korea)
KFA    Korean Film Archive
KFA    Korea Football Association (Republic of Korea)
KFA    Kniteforce Again (UK hardcore record label)
KFA    Kirkwood Faculty Association
KFA    Killed in Flying Accident
KFA    Keep Fit Association (UK)

Quote from: tinyelf01 on May 03, 2006, 09:48:55 am

that's all for now, but i have a page full, so brace yourselves.

Oh hell...

Caenus · « **Reply #135 on:** May 06, 2006, 11:25:21 pm »

You've got SERIOUS issues . . .

Neo · « **Reply #136 on:** May 07, 2006, 05:24:51 pm »

Lemmon Curry?

Morgul · « **Reply #137 on:** May 10, 2006, 06:17:00 pm »

Quote from: Neo on May 07, 2006, 05:24:51 pm

Lemmon Curry?

How'd you guess? Now that the secrets out, I guess we can also inform you that you have two days left to live... before the rabid zebra/rhino hybrid eggs (which were implanted in your stomach) hatch, and eat their way out. Sorry Dude.

(Can I get award for most random/pointless responce?)

Caenus · « **Reply #138 on:** May 11, 2006, 12:33:20 am »

Arctic Banana

xofelf · « **Reply #139 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:32:23 am »

nope, sorry big bro, but Cae just won it. here's one for you trigger happy dudes(the guns only, okay)
Latin for love is ammo.
and randomness of the day is chrissylafur looks really wierd when he's lying on your sofa asleep with hair longer than mine and Lalee(however you spell it) on his face.
okay fine that wasn't random but who the fuck in the state of Arkansas gives a flying rat's ass.

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