Author Topic: What do Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T have in common? Check it out.  (Read 2920 times)

Offline Oceanus

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Well i was on the internet at school one day and I managed to come accross a funny website about all the people listed in the title.

I wondered about facts about chuck norris. so HEY!!. I went on google and typed in "Chuck Norris Facts.com"

Turns out there is a facts page.
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
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Re: What do Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T have in common? Check it out.
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2005, 01:05:10 pm »
I like this one: "The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back."
"Just because my math may tell lies doesn't mean that I don't understand the quantum mechanics of it all." --Caenus

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

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Re: What do Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T have in common? Check it out.
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2005, 01:22:40 pm »
Heres mine.

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

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Re: What do Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T have in common? Check it out.
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2005, 08:56:19 pm »
My personal favorites:
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

and

"Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO." 8)
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