HA HA HA!! I know it was unintended, but that pun was great - that may be why there's all this drama with GoRC.
Anywho . . . yeah, I cook. I was taught by my grandfather (an ARMY cook) how to cook when you don't have the stuff you need, so I know how to make almost anything taste good. Being an Scout (from back when being a Scout meant something) helped. I would have to turn whatever I could into a nourishing and good-tasting meal.
Consequently, if anyone ever wants to try some GOOD rattlesnake chili . . . just find me a six footer and I'll cook it (anything smaller and you won't get enough meat for chili).