Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 239677 times)

Morgul · « **Reply #300 on:** March 24, 2006, 09:40:34 pm »

You can, but as soon as you learn it, the world drops C++ as a bad idea.... opting for phython.

I wish A certain girlfriend of a certain person wasn't such a PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS.

Morgul · « **Reply #301 on:** March 24, 2006, 09:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Reynard on March 24, 2006, 05:02:11 pm

You get your new laptop and start playing with 'it'. Your mother walks in and promptly leaves the room, saying somthing akin to 'computers aren't meant for that...'. As a side note your keys now stick and you can't use your USB port. [...]

#1, I don't live with my mother. :P
#2, It's an IBM. They're designed with humping in mind... it's an involuntart reaction.
#3, IBM sells 'optional attatchments'. Do I need to spell it out?
#4, Warrenty would fix keys and USB port. Dammage to 'Sexual Acts' IS covered.

Neo · « **Reply #302 on:** March 24, 2006, 11:28:38 pm »

#1, Imagine that a self proclaimed geek that doesn't live with his mother
#2, IBMs aren't sexy, now alienware... hmmm anal probes... O.o
#3, I see you've done your research
#4, That's just wrong

To the wish:

They stop being a pain in the ass and start being a pain in the other excratory end. :

I wish my girlfriends were are and always have been true females.

Morgul · « **Reply #303 on:** March 24, 2006, 11:55:46 pm »

You wish is easy: Since you've never had any, they can be whatever you want them to be.

I wish Networking was done for Precursors.

--Chris

xofelf · « **Reply #304 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:29:25 am »

the networking is done but the only problem is that you can't use the game and all of those people who are and will be addicted to it are suffering from a lack of the game and their lives are on your hands.
I wish that i could read books again.

Caenus · « **Reply #305 on:** March 27, 2006, 09:55:58 am »

You can read books now . . . but only books in heiratic.

I wish my professor wasn't such an asshole.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #306 on:** March 27, 2006, 04:43:45 pm »

Which one?

At any rate, he's not an asshole. He's the coolest guy in the world, always smiling, laughing, cracking jokes in class. You and every other student in the class loves him to death.

He still fails you. But at least he did it with an empathetic smile on his face and a "You'll do better next time."

I wish I had more hours in the day, or didn't need to sleep but once a week.

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #307 on:** March 27, 2006, 06:13:59 pm »

Quote from: contingencyplan on March 27, 2006, 04:43:45 pm

I wish I had more hours in the day, or didn't need to sleep but once a week.

*ryguy does too :-/...

Caenus · « **Reply #308 on:** March 28, 2006, 02:09:33 am »

Quote from: contingencyplan on March 27, 2006, 04:43:45 pm

He still fails you. But at least he did it with an empathetic smile on his face and a "You'll do better next time."

SHIT!!

Just for that, you're getting a swift kick in the nuts on Wednesday.

Oh, and you asked which one . . . there's two. No, not Dr. Watson.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #309 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:11:50 am »

I guess I should change my wish to either:

I wish I hadn't hit a nerve.

or:

I wish I had better reflexes.

The latter sounds much more urgent, though.

Caenus · « **Reply #310 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:39:08 am »

Heh - your reflexes suck *kick lands firmly in Cplan's crotch*

Nah, you didn't hit a nerve, that was just the L337est corrupt ever.

I wish I didn't have this fucking spanish test to study for.

xofelf · « **Reply #311 on:** March 28, 2006, 02:27:54 pm »

You don't have a fucking spanish test to study for. You have a combination Russian and German test to study for. And the teacher only speaks in Italian.
Before i wish i think it would be fun to have someone else explain how the above corruption would be possible in the United States. We could even start a whole thread for it. But any way to my wish. ANd if anyone teases and laughs at me about it i will kick their fucking ass and the living shit out of them.(I've felt that saying that to someone and acting upon it all day)
I wish that either someone would ask me out on a date or that my badmiton partner in gym got better and stopped singing in the middle of the game and using the racket as a fuitar*.
*fucking guitar

contingencyplan · « **Reply #312 on:** March 28, 2006, 08:21:28 pm »

Well, I'd certainly ask you out on a date. Except you're a minor. And somewhere that's not anywhere near Lubbock. And morgul would probably fly down here and kick my ass. At least I'd get to meet him before that, though, so that would be cool.

And look at it this way: it could be worse. Your suck-ass badminton partner could ask you out, then play air / racket fuitar all during the date in an attempt to serenade you. You can't tell whether it's Mary Had a Little Lamb or Highway to Hell, but whatever it is, it sucks.

I wish you were older and closer. Then I could ask you out on a date.

* contingencyplan contemplates hiding from morgul

Nah, I'll take it like a man: Sitting obliviously in front of my computer.

Caenus · « **Reply #313 on:** March 29, 2006, 01:54:09 am »

*shing - blade slices throat*

Morgul · « **Reply #314 on:** March 29, 2006, 02:23:42 am »

Quote from: contingencyplan on March 28, 2006, 08:21:28 pm

[...]
* contingencyplan contemplates hiding from morgul
Nah, I'll take it like a man: Sitting obliviously in front of my computer.

Don't worry. 'Taking it like a man' really means being violated, by having something shoved UP your dick. (That was it's orrignal usage.) :P

Oh, and I don't care about you dating my sister. Well I do care since she's not old enough, and all that.. but in theory, nope. I care about you hurting/upsetting my sister. See the difference?

Quote from: Caenus on March 29, 2006, 01:54:09 am

*shing - blade slices throat*

Whoa... down boy. :P

Caenus · « **Reply #315 on:** March 29, 2006, 08:55:42 am »

I still need names and a deposit on those five people you want ghosted. ;D

Dawn · « **Reply #316 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:29:19 am »

You have the names, and a deposit on those five people he wants ghosted...
...Unfortuanetly, one of them is the president, and you have a dead line.

I wish you people knew how to play this game..

xofelf · « **Reply #317 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:17:29 am »

we know how to play the game but we don't for two reasons. One we're not sure which game we is supposed to be playing and Second it annoys the hell out of you.
I wish my brother didn't look like a skater-wanna-be from hell!J/K i wish i had a chance to get all my work done. take your pick

xofelf · « **Reply #318 on:** June 20, 2006, 07:26:26 am »

And i really wish people would still play the game :'( :'(

Caenus · « **Reply #319 on:** June 20, 2006, 01:12:53 pm »

They still play . . . but their corrupts are horrendous.

I wish I wasn't so busy that I can't even play CS.

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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 239677 times)

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