Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 239708 times)

contingencyplan · « **Reply #160 on:** January 16, 2006, 01:33:57 am »

You do decrypt it. Then you realize that it's not the movie you thought it was - it's a crappy porno. Horrible acting (even for porn), mind-numbing dialog, and the chicks are just really ugly. And it's censored to hell.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so bad. Hell, even my Lifestyles teacher was talking about good time management today.

(which DVD, btw?)

Caenus · « **Reply #161 on:** January 16, 2006, 01:44:11 am »

Kill Bill vol 2

xofelf · « **Reply #162 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:01:41 pm »

Okay....you don't procratinate so much.....in fact you get everything done on time, hell, before you were asked to do it and then you have nothing to do and your mind explodes from the boringness of your life.

I wish i had more time to be on the forums/Gaiaonline/computer when i get ungrounded.....also that people would read my story and comment on IT more.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #163 on:** January 24, 2006, 12:42:37 am »

You're ungrounded, so you do have more time to be on the forums and on GaiaOnline. But everyone's still grieving the loss of contingencyplan when you get on the forums, and GaiaOnline closes up shop in the meantime. So *your* head explodes from being bored. I find you in heaven and kick your ass for wishing me to death. (Actually, I'll probably hug you - death doesn't concern me much, honestly. I'll just be glad for the company that's responsible for my early demise.

)

Oh, and the last post from everybody on the forums before they went into mourning was that they hated your story.

I wish I would stop playing video games so much and work on the stuff that I should be working on.

xofelf · « **Reply #164 on:** January 25, 2006, 10:40:03 am »

i am immensly sad.....but i digress.... you stop playing video games and that stuff, but you remember that you were on this really hard level of a game and were almost done with it and because of this your game wasn't saved and you can't play vidoe games anymore cuz you promised so you weep like the crybaby you are and we all laugh at your current pitiful existence...
i wish that i could fly and had wings

Morgul · « **Reply #165 on:** January 25, 2006, 10:43:53 am »

you have wings, but we keep you in a cage. Since you have wings, and not hands, you can't play video games, or type, or hold a phone, or even hold a book to read! Eventually the SPCA comes to the house, and takes you away. You become the pet of an old couple, who smell like old people.

I wish I was in more fo a mood to work on my story.

xofelf · « **Reply #166 on:** January 25, 2006, 10:58:20 am »

You are in the mood to work on your story but you don't because you're being a lazy ass today.....

I wish the Book Nazi wouldn't be such a stickler of not playing games in the library

Morgul · « **Reply #167 on:** January 25, 2006, 11:04:11 am »

She isn't such a pain about games. However, she burns all the books.

I wish I wasn't a lazy ass.

xofelf · « **Reply #168 on:** January 25, 2006, 11:13:00 am »

You aren't a lazy ass.....you're a lazy flying magical squirrel that eats its on nuts....and all that that implies....love ya bro

i wish i could see my guyfriend more often(i'm NOT telling who it is)

PieceMaker · « **Reply #169 on:** January 25, 2006, 01:41:19 pm »

You see him in prison more often.

I wish I already had Gentoo compiled on my comp.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #170 on:** January 25, 2006, 04:56:08 pm »

You can fly, but you fly too close to the sun and burn up. Looks mondo cool, though - thanks for the show!

I wish my brother has a good year (today's his birthday - yay!)

edit: Holy crap - how did everybody post so fast?!

Okay, that above corruption is for TinyElf. To corrupt Piecemaker's:

You do compile Gentoo on your comp. However, you go to turn it on, and it explodes. Again, explosions are cool, especially when it's not your computer. At any rate, about 3 hour's worth of time and work down the drain.

Caenus · « **Reply #171 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:31:38 am »

Your brother has a good year, you on the other hand end up spending time in a 6 by 6 jail cell with a guy who keeps calling you Nancy.

I wish I had a 36" widescreen TV.

contingencyplan · « **Reply #172 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:37:41 am »

You do. Then someone throws a rock through your window, which hits the TV and destroys it. Unfortunately, it was on, so it shoots sparks all over the place, setting your house on fire. It burns to the ground. Incidentally, all your neighbors' houses burn down too. They're pissed at you, and you have to pay to rebuild all of their houses, since you don't have the "neighborhood burn-out due to random rock-throwing asshat" coverage.

I wish Bubba would stop calling me Nancy. I never liked that name. I've always liked Sarah more, though I don't know whether I want him to call me that or not. Maybe I should wish that I could figure out what I'd like him to call me, since we're gonna be together for a while.

And no, Pookie is not an option. I'll ban the idiot who posts it as a suggestion.

Caenus · « **Reply #173 on:** January 26, 2006, 02:18:10 am »

He begins to refer to you as "sex toy"

Heh, I'm guessing you'll be wishing for stitches next.

Ah, you gotta love the GNE forums: assholes and those who violate them.

;D

I wish I could think straight . . . I feel buzzed, but I haven't had a damn thing to drink.

PieceMaker · « **Reply #174 on:** January 26, 2006, 10:44:18 am »

You think straight but you're still gay.

I wish I could stop laughing at your last post.

xofelf · « **Reply #175 on:** January 26, 2006, 10:45:53 am »

you can think straight but because you're thinking straight you realize that you aren't straight....and you realize that whitelynx is stalking you....hahahaha Dave!

I wish that i had more time to annoy people...namely morgul and whitelynx....
how did people reply so fast.....well you stop laughing and you explode and die becuase you answered before me

Caenus · « **Reply #176 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:23:57 pm »

Heh, too bad any jab at my sexual orientation is completely without base. :P

Anyhoo . . . You have more time to annoy them but they are no longer annoyed by you, in fact they begin to thrive on their time with you. Now you have two sycophantic leeches that won't leave you alone!

I wish I didn't have to take this package to the post office today.

ryguy_1617 · « **Reply #177 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:23:54 pm »

You get blown to bits by a random bomb placed in your sewage system...now you don't have to take the package.

I wish I could get something worthwhile done.

Chii · « **Reply #178 on:** January 27, 2006, 10:14:58 pm »

You get something worthwhile done....unfortunately it takes you 50 years to do it.

I wish I wasn't so antsy and had something I wanted to do or at least would be content to do so I can keep from bothering Chris.

PieceMaker · « **Reply #179 on:** January 30, 2006, 03:58:06 pm »

You have something to do, but don't enjoy it near as much. I take it you're his younger sis?

I wish I wasn't had by a Fruit Cake and 11-year old Friday. *starts plotting his revenge*

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