Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish... (Read 229003 times)

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #620 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:49:57 pm »

wish granted. you randomly fall asleep without any warning. You don't get tired or anything. Just fall asleep.

I wish my brother would get off the phone so i could use it.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #621 on:** May 05, 2008, 05:34:31 pm »

Wish granted, but as soon as he gets off of the phone he throws it on the floor so it breaks into a million little pieces.

I wish that I didn't get so depressed about Mother's Day

xofelf · « **Reply #622 on:** May 05, 2008, 07:57:23 pm »

you don't....you get depressed every other day.

i wish that a certain someone would come home from work.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #623 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:43:06 pm »

Wish granted, but they came home from work with a new lover/someone else to spend time with.

I wish I could scream like Shamaya from Otep.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #624 on:** May 09, 2008, 11:22:49 am »

You can but you lose your voice....permanantly.

I wish I didn't have to go finish my math test in 5 minutes.

Wattie · « **Reply #625 on:** May 10, 2008, 12:37:42 pm »

Wish granted, but you ended up failing the course.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #626 on:** May 18, 2008, 03:56:53 pm »

Wish granted, but you got everyone in your house sick, and then eventually got sick again =)

I wish that I didn't have a headache

Wattie · « **Reply #627 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:14:38 pm »

Wish granted, but then your head exploded.

I wish I had someone.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #628 on:** May 24, 2008, 09:01:22 am »

wish granted but you get sick of your "someone" and are STUCK with them.

I wish I had more time to get on here...

TheF1sh · « **Reply #629 on:** May 25, 2008, 10:12:52 pm »

Wish granted, but time is an illusion, so you vanish in a poof of logic.

I wish I had music festival tickets.

Kmd4390 · « **Reply #630 on:** May 26, 2008, 08:53:02 am »

wish granted, you buy them online but when you get there, you are informed that your tickets are fake and now you are in trouble with the law instead of enjoying the event.

I wish the weekend wasn't over.

Wattie · « **Reply #631 on:** May 26, 2008, 10:08:32 am »

Wish granted, but then it lasted forever and then you became fat.

I wish I wasn't bored.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #632 on:** May 26, 2008, 04:45:29 pm »

Wish granted, but then you were forced to hang out on G33X until your head exploded...

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry.

windshipper · « **Reply #633 on:** May 28, 2008, 09:39:00 am »

Quote from: MissTake1024 on May 26, 2008, 04:45:29 pm

Wish granted, but then you were forced to hang out on G33X until your head exploded...

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry.

Wish granted. You swallow a drain plug and no longer are hungry, instead you choke to death and never have to eat again.

I wish I didn't have a final in 4 hours.

Fated · « **Reply #634 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:46:02 am »

Wish granted. You get hit by a car and break both arms. Everyone refers to you as Gimpy McGimp for the rest of your days, but at least you don't have to take the Final.

I wish I had some chewing gum.

windshipper · « **Reply #635 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:33:24 pm »

Quote from: Fated on May 28, 2008, 11:46:02 am

Wish granted. You get hit by a car and break both arms. Everyone refers to you as Gimpy McGimp for the rest of your days, but at least you don't have to take the Final.

I wish I had some chewing gum.

You find a piece on a sidewalk, pick it up, put it in your mouth, and begin to chew.

Months later you get a blood test done and find out that you have contracted several diseases, only one of which is known to mankind and none of which are curable.. You spend the rest of your life in a hospital on a university campus being studied by doctors and having tests done on you. You die a lonely man with all those who loved you having abandoned you and are buried under a tree in a field with only your close relatives in attendance.

Your grave is never visited thereafter.

Did I forget to mention that I wish I didn't have a final in an hour and a half now?

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #636 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:00:07 pm »

Wish granted, but your sense of time got completely fucked up from here on out. You believe to have an exam in an hour and a half when in reality it is actually fifteen minutes away. You realize this and scramble to get to your exam in time, not paying attention to where you're going you get hit by a pick-up truck. Unfortunately, with your sense of time completely fucked up, the rest of your senses got that way as well. You felt a little bit of pain but you didn't realize that your leg was actually broken clean off. You make it to your exam, and you finish the test an hour before anyone else. You walk it up to your professor with a wide smile on your face. Your professor looks you in the eye and says "I cannot accept this exam". You go into a rage and scream 'Why in the hell can you not take my exam?". He throws the exam down on the desk and hisses, "Because it was supposed to be in pencil, you douche."

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

Wattie · « **Reply #637 on:** July 07, 2008, 10:26:18 pm »

Yeah but then you were dopped up on caffine pills and then eventually speed and well from there you met elvis. He still likes to "shake it" which had become you new ultimate nightmare and then you went through a series of stages on what life would be like with no sleep. Then you woke up from your disterbing dream and decided to drink a dr pepper.

I wish women would stop making my head hurt.

MissTake1024 · « **Reply #638 on:** July 08, 2008, 04:13:09 pm »

Wish granted but then men would be making your head hurt.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

Guardian · « **Reply #639 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:24:10 pm »

Your throat no longer hurts, but now it's the only thing that doesnt hurt.

I wish I had internet at home.

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