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Offline xofelf

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Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« Reply #580 on: April 28, 2008, 10:33:38 pm »
It doesn;t hurt...but you see you don't have a neck either....it magically disapeared.

i wish that i knew what the results of my doctor's appointment will be.
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« Reply #581 on: April 28, 2008, 11:10:38 pm »
Wish granted, but then you find out that you've broken every single bone in your body, and you have the disease that makes you unable to feel pain.

I wish that I didn't have classwork =\

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« Reply #582 on: April 29, 2008, 04:31:04 am »
you don't have any class work....it's because you got kicked out of school.

I wish that my essay would write itself.
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« Reply #583 on: April 29, 2008, 01:44:55 pm »
it does but it explodes. :lol:

I wish you were all online now.
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« Reply #584 on: April 29, 2008, 01:47:09 pm »
we are....but we all decided that you are not an asset to the forums and we ban you!

i wish that my head wouldn't hurt.
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« Reply #585 on: April 29, 2008, 02:15:34 pm »
it doesn't. you no longer have any feeling in your head. you can't turn it from side to side. you are blind. you are deaf. you have no sense of taste or smell. you get so sick of this that you feel around until you find something sharp and you try to stab yourself in the face. You don't even know if you hit or miss. You try again. Still, nothing. You keep trying for hours until finally you feel some one take the sharp object from you. This is the last thing you ever feel.

I wish erica was still alive. :rofl:
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« Reply #586 on: April 29, 2008, 02:18:33 pm »
i am....and i stab you with the sharp object you took away from me....it was a screw ;)

i wish that my mouth didn't hurt from all the gum i chewed yesterday.
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« Reply #587 on: April 29, 2008, 02:28:07 pm »
that's not why it hurts........(use your imagination)

I wish I was golfing right now.
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« Reply #588 on: April 29, 2008, 02:32:33 pm »
you are golfing, but you miss par by one every time

i wish that Kevin would realize that imaginations can be bad if left to run free.;)
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« Reply #589 on: April 29, 2008, 03:07:34 pm »
you are golfing, but you miss par by one every time

i wish that Kevin would realize that imaginations can be bad if left to run free.;)
FYI if I miss par by 1 every time, that is a bogey. Nine boegyes(one for each hole) is a 45 which would be a good score. The best I have every shot is a 47. So thanks for the so called corruption.

Wish Granted. I realize that and let mine do so anyway which leads to bad things.

I wish I could come up with better wishes than that.
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« Reply #590 on: April 29, 2008, 03:18:54 pm »
you do...but i feel so stupid for messing up the last wish that i kill you for screwing me up and you can't ever use them!

i wish that certain people would be done with dinner.
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« Reply #591 on: April 29, 2008, 03:22:57 pm »
Wish granted, but then they vomited.

I wish that I could get the apology that I deserve.

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« Reply #592 on: April 29, 2008, 03:59:02 pm »
you do, sorry, wouldn't have said anything if I knew. not sure how to corrupt that though.

I wish certain people had better timing to want to play basketball.
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« Reply #593 on: April 29, 2008, 04:00:46 pm »
Wish granted, but they all sucked so hard.

I wish that my feet weren't so cold.

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« Reply #594 on: April 29, 2008, 05:42:21 pm »
they are so hot that they fall off.

I wish I could be online tonight  :(
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« Reply #595 on: April 29, 2008, 09:14:55 pm »
Wish granted, but then you ended up getting banned from the forums.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

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« Reply #596 on: April 30, 2008, 02:11:17 pm »
Wish granted, but then your head would eventually explode.

I wish I was home right now.
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« Reply #597 on: April 30, 2008, 03:45:49 pm »
Wish granted, but then your house became very sleezy. It would become pretty much impossible for you to stay there.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

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« Reply #598 on: April 30, 2008, 04:34:20 pm »
you're not hungry because you can never eat for the rest of your life.

I wish my computer didn't have viruses.
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« Reply #599 on: April 30, 2008, 05:05:11 pm »
Wish granted, but then you'd have to go to college to be a CS major to figure out what the fuck you're doing wrong.

I wish that I could get this right in the command prompt  :angryscream: