Topic: Corrupt a Wish...

[Kmd4390]

You woke up very early this morning. You had nothing to do so you went for a walk. You stepped on a land mine and survived it but no one around you did. You end up being convicted of murder and live the rest of your life in jail.

I wish my computer was faster.

[xofelf]

It is...then it spontaneously combusts!

I wish that people would IM me when i want them to.

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but that would force you to IM them.

I wish that I wasn't so thirsty.

[xofelf]

you're not thirsty...Godzilla is and drinks up your water supply.

i wish that more of my friends watched the movies i do and liked them.

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted but they all had 

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

[xofelf]

you're stomach doesn't hurt..everything else does...

I wish that my boyfriend lived closer!

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but then he lived in the room across from you. After a while of being together with him, you felt as though you didn't want to be with him any longer. You started seeing another boy that you went to school with. You would sneak over your new boy toy and he would be none the wiser until one night he decided that he wanted to talk to you really late at night. He walked onto your room and caught you with your new lover boy! He then killed your boytoy in front of you, then your entire family, and then, inevitably, you.

I wish that my laptop didn't keep overheating.

[xofelf]

it doesnt. your body does instead and you die.

i wish that i didn't keep on dying in this wishes!

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but then you went into a coma... from which you will never wake up.

I wish I had a reason to use the  emoticon... Oh shucks! I just did!

[xofelf]

you do have a reason, but we hate you for it and attack you leaving you paralyzed.

i wish i wasn't in school

[Kmd4390]

You're not in school.
You are stuck fighting in Iraq.

I wish my math test was already finished. (and with a 100)

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but then the 100 was  a typo. It was actually zero. The pen just slipped and put a one in front of the two zeros.

I wish I didn't have to record today.

[Kmd4390]

You don't. You have to push a boulder uphill all day and every time you almost get to the top, it falls to the bottom. And you have to pay to do it!!!

I wish I didn't have to get off of here in about 7 minutes.

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but five minutes have passed since your wish, and now you only have two!

I wish that I didn't have to clean today.

[xofelf]

You don't but the person you hired to do your cleaning for you, throws away all your stuff.

i wish that Sheena wasn't so pretty....it makes people jealous.

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but then I was ugly... and committed suicide

I wish Ed didn't almost cause me to gouge a customers eyeballs out.

[xofelf]

he didn't...but you gouged their eye out anyway

i wish that my foot wouldn't itch.

[Kmd4390]

Wish granted (just because it's better than your last one...)
It stings like hell instead and there is nothing you can do about it.

I wish I didn't waste my night at MV today.

[MissTake1024]

Wish granted, but uhm... People would be confused as to what you meant.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

[Kmd4390]

They itch like Erica's.

I wish some one other than the three of us got on this thread and the three word story one.