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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by xofelf on December 08, 2008, 11:38:55 pm »
You get a wad of hair

*inserts a pack of gum*
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Corthos on December 08, 2008, 09:38:10 pm »
You get a bag of jerky.

I insert a plastic hairbrush.
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Fated on December 08, 2008, 04:15:40 am »

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.

You obtain one fold-up sign that declares, "Some parts are meat."

I insert the mummified remains of an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh.
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by windshipper on December 08, 2008, 02:37:54 am »
You receive a bottle of soda.

I insert my computer's wallpaper image.

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Caenus on December 07, 2008, 09:04:01 am »
You receive a bottle of soda.

I insert my computer's wallpaper image.
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by windshipper on December 07, 2008, 02:53:30 am »
You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!


*inserts a annoying ringtone*

Your phone is promptly removed from you and destroyed in an onboard incinerator. You receive a phone that has one setting: Silent.

We can all learn a lesson from that.

I insert a bottle of beer.
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by xofelf on December 06, 2008, 10:19:02 pm »
You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!


*inserts a annoying ringtone*
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Caenus on December 06, 2008, 08:57:56 pm »
You receive the trimmings from someone's pubes.

I insert the following smiley:   :juggle:
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by xofelf on December 06, 2008, 08:20:29 pm »
You get the print off from an ultrasound


*inserts the trimmings of my hair*
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General / Re: Vending Machine
« Last post by Caenus on December 06, 2008, 08:00:28 pm »
You receive the complete Lawrence Welk DVD box set.

I insert an x-ray of a broken left leg.
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