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Messages - windshipper

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General Discussion / Re: Study Abroad
« on: December 21, 2009, 02:27:51 pm »
So, I'm back from Spain for the break and for January. If you're interested in seeing pictures from that time, http://happyland.waldowin.com/david/main.php

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 11, 2008, 02:18:18 pm »

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 10, 2008, 08:33:36 am »
you get a broken Palm Pilot


*inserts hair ties*

You receive a tied hog.

I insert a lasso.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:58:41 am »
You get lockjaw.

I insert a raspberry scratch-n-sniff sticker.
The machine makes a raspberry.

I insert a strawberry.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 08, 2008, 02:37:54 am »
You receive a bottle of soda.

I insert my computer's wallpaper image.

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 07, 2008, 02:53:30 am »
You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!


*inserts a annoying ringtone*

Your phone is promptly removed from you and destroyed in an onboard incinerator. You receive a phone that has one setting: Silent.

We can all learn a lesson from that.

I insert a bottle of beer.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 06, 2008, 07:13:17 pm »
You get a restraining order and a lawsuit for assault.

I insert the ace of spades from a brand new deck of cards.
You receive a Motorhead album.

I insert the rest of your deck of cards.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 06, 2008, 11:41:34 am »
You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"

I insert a chocolate chip cookie.

You get two swift kicks in the nuts. :colbert:

I insert a swift kick to the nuts.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 05, 2008, 10:39:39 pm »
you get marbles and jacks


*inserts Donuts*

You receive donut holes.

Not like, the actual round ball things.

Just donut holes.

Good luck finding them!

I insert a shoelace.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 05, 2008, 02:26:04 pm »
you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back


*inserts the mafia(the real one)*

You receive a corrupt government.

I insert my crushed faith in humanity.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 04, 2008, 04:42:05 pm »
You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."

I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.

You get an error message: You must insert something real in order to receive something.

I insert Caenus' favorite memory.

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General / Re: Vending Machine
« on: December 03, 2008, 12:17:14 am »
alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?

*inserts a quarter*

A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.

I insert a gold dollar.

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...
« on: October 10, 2008, 06:01:35 pm »
it is nutritious....but your mom yells at you instead..

i wish that i had NES games NOW!!!!

You receive the requested NES games. Your NES bursts in to flames when you insert the first of the 10 most awesome NES games ever. Your hand is badly burned and you run out of the room to get a fire extinguisher. You find the fire extinguisher and point it at the NES to put out the flames, but naught but a hiss of air and little toy snakes fly out of it. You drop it and run for the hills like a madman, as your house has now become a roaring inferno.

Out of the distance you can hear the rumble of horses' feet and the cries of a mongol horde...

I wish I had a 12 pack of coca-cola.

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General Discussion / Max Payne Movie
« on: September 28, 2008, 03:23:09 pm »
HOLY SHIT!

:dance:  :viking: :dance:

Could be horrid, could be awesome, either way I'm fucking SEEING that movie.

 :badass:

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General Discussion / Study Abroad
« on: September 27, 2008, 12:21:59 am »

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General Discussion / Re: GNE Presidential Election Poll
« on: September 23, 2008, 02:48:39 am »

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General Discussion / Re: GNE Presidential Election Poll
« on: September 22, 2008, 04:47:11 pm »
At this point, whether I support him or not, everyone knows that the major candidates are McCain and Obama. Nader was only added because he is a 3rd party SK candidate whose name pops up everywhere.

I liked Romney but you don't see his name on the list either.
NB: Nader's not running this year, I don't think.

Edit: Also, I REALLY hope you didn't ACTUALLY like Romney.

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General Discussion / Re: GNE Presidential Election Poll
« on: September 19, 2008, 08:37:56 pm »
I added him to the list.
He obviously isn't going to be elected though.  :fish:
That's because of a conspiracy between the Republicans and the Democrats nationwide to marginalize the great man.  :jerkbag:

I mean come on, he wasn't even allowed into the RNC. WAY TO GO REPUBLICAN PARTY!  :downsbravo:

Christ and you're just a part of it too, not even adding him to the list, he's just an "other".

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General Discussion / Re: GNE Presidential Election Poll
« on: September 19, 2008, 06:05:06 pm »
How come Ron Paul wasn't on the list? You're discriminating, aren't you? :raise:

I had an "other" option...
Ron Paul is a major candidate...

He is not just an "other" candidate....


why aren't people voting ron paul....

.....

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General Discussion / Re: GNE Presidential Election Poll
« on: September 19, 2008, 04:36:05 pm »
How come Ron Paul wasn't on the list? You're discriminating, aren't you? :raise:

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