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General Discussion / Re: At the heart of the matter

« on: August 04, 2008, 09:30:56 pm »

My deepest fear, I should think, would be that years from now, I'll lay on my death bed and look back and see wasted opportunities to enjoy life for what it is.  Life is about one thing, living, and enjoying living.  That is why I will never allow myself to get wrapped up in a job, or worry over trivial things because all that gets in the way of what really matters. Living.  I've seen too many friends waste their lives working too much just so they'd have more money to buy things, and in the end?  where are they?

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Favorite Quotes

« on: August 03, 2008, 10:30:18 am »

This is from the Movie Tommy Boy I beleive, I always used this to threaten my buddies in Iraq, when we were giving each other a hard time.

"I know where you live, I've seen where you sleep, and your Mother will cry when she's seen what I'll do to you."

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Poetry / Song to Celia

« on: August 02, 2008, 11:08:39 pm »

Drinke to me, onely, with thine eyes,
    And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kisse but in the cup,
    And Ile not looke for wine.
The thirst, that from the soule doth rise,
    Doth aske a drinke divine:
But might I of Jove's Nectar sup,
    I would not change for thine.
I sent thee, late, a rosie wreath,
    Not so much honoring thee,
As giving it a hope, that there
    It could not withered bee.
But thou thereon did'st onely breath,
    And sent'st it back to mee:
Since when it growes, and smells, I sweare,
    Not of it selfe, but thee.

One of my all time favorite Poems, Song to Celia, by Ben Jonson a contemporary of William Shakespear.  I think the first line is really quite nice, Drink to me, only with thine eyes, and I'll pledge with mine.   It's almost a pity people don't speak like that now.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Welcome to THE WALLTH ARE THOUNDPROOF!

« on: August 02, 2008, 03:26:02 pm »

There's 1.

Notice I said henchMEN not henchMAN.

Remember, when the end of days come, you guys will be my the captains of my evil minions.  

I am present and accounted for Most Honorable Master, we are here to do your bidding.  Where there is death and destruction, we'll be there.....and we'll likely be the cause.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Welcome to THE WALLTH ARE THOUNDPROOF!

« on: July 31, 2008, 05:59:42 pm »

You are all the Minions of Trajan!

You have to admit, that has a nice ring to it.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: July 29, 2008, 06:55:51 pm »

Well, hello there Reynard, nice to meet you too!

What's this, a link to an image? How could that possibly be bad?
Gah! Holy shit, why did that seem like a good idea to link that?

Because we hadn't asked him what DC Rabbit was, so he wanted to make it very obvious what he was and out himself to us. He also knew that there was going to be a negative reaction to this as evidenced by his comment saying "this will give you enough material to spam up the thread". He wanted said negative reaction, otherwise, why post it?

Go go Drama Queen Powers, ACTIVATE!

I was hoping the Drama Whoring had come to an end.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: July 29, 2008, 06:03:59 pm »

I'm told this is the thread I should discuss my porn habits in?

Let's have this conversation oot.  tia

Can I join? I <3 porn.

I <3 your porn.

I didn't know Rev was a porn star.

And OMG A Furry in the thread? 

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Where is everyone???

« on: May 01, 2008, 11:04:54 pm »

Everyone decided it was time their Social Life blossomed.  Everyone but me.

(Actually, I just got home from Game night with the buddies.)

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:26:52 pm »

Heh, I'm doing everything I can not to picture the kid turning in circles due to the raging erection.

He probably looks something like wolverine (minus the muscles, claws, and coolness factor of +1000).

Holy Hell Caenus, that site is NMS, totally NMS.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:24:00 pm »

caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.

1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.

KMD: Here, lemme help. (Youporn is NWS you retards)

edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.

redtube.com has better quality video, just FYI.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:17:46 pm »

I think I missed all the fun.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:12:58 pm »

Maybe he's looking for some razorblades.  Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?

Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.

You just softclaimed

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:12:22 pm »

caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.

1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?

Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.

Unless his hand counts.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:07:31 pm »

So wait, were you pathetic enough to get flamed out of a thread, where the sole purpose was to insult?

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Interesting Insults

« on: May 01, 2008, 04:01:12 pm »

I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....

By implication one can determine:

Your friend uses your Phrase "Boner Breath"

You use the Phrase "Boner Breath"

Because your friend uses that phrase, he is a "Cum Guzzler"

Therefore, you are a Cum Gussler by Implication.

If you wish to guzzle cum, talk to Wind, he might have some to offer you.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: April 30, 2008, 02:39:15 pm »

Oh wind, you know you love it.

You secretly fondle yourself at night to thoughts of me. I've seen the webcam shots.

Oh silly you, he was thinking of me!

He posted this on SA:

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: April 30, 2008, 11:21:09 am »

Mebbe it is mebbe it isnt, youll never kno......

Feel free to ignore Windshipper, we all do.

Mod edit: This is a silly thing to do. Ignore the Trajan.

Other Mod edit: Windshipper, get out of Trajan's head.  It's crowded enough in there.

Best Mod edit: Caenus, I was the original voice in his head. BEGONE SATAN!

Jesus edit: I am the way.  BEGONE FALSE PROPHET!!

God edit: Boy, I told you to go back to your room and think about what you've done

Trajan edit: You Guys are both fags, and Wind, I am the voice in your head.

Wind edit: Huh? Was that the breeze I heard?

Voice 1: Did he just call me a fag?  How dare he!  I'm not a fag, I'm just his latent homosexuality taking root.

Hetero Edit: Latent? Shit son, it's a full blown firestorm. I try to fight it back, but good lord he's too far gone to save.

Confused as Hell Edit: It's dark in here . . . and someone is grabbing my ass.

Jesus Edit: Sorry.

Hetero edit: I give up. I'm out.

Confused as Hell Edit: Someone get me out of here.  Trajan has disgusting dreams.  Just look!



Voice 1:  That's nothing - here's something fun we did to him the other night.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Which medication are you on?

« on: April 30, 2008, 10:52:02 am »

Yeah, read up on it, it's actually pretty interesting.

Yes Trajan you're fucked up, we get it. You don't need to drone on and on about it. 

Hey, it's that White Noise again.

I think it's just your ears buzzing. Smack yourself in the head and it'll go away. 

Nah, that's not it, you Mom told me she experiences it too, when you are home on Holiday.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Which medication are you on?

« on: April 30, 2008, 10:48:44 am »

Yeah, read up on it, it's actually pretty interesting.

Yes Trajan you're fucked up, we get it. You don't need to drone on and on about it. 

Hey, it's that White Noise again.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Which medication are you on?

« on: April 30, 2008, 10:42:09 am »

Yeah, read up on it, it's actually pretty interesting.