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General / Re: Vending Machine

« on: December 08, 2008, 04:15:40 am »

You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.

I insert a spammer blocker.

You obtain one fold-up sign that declares, "Some parts are meat."

I insert the mummified remains of an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: LMAO - Some Random Stuff... (That's right, exclamation icon.)

« on: July 27, 2008, 08:00:04 pm »

I prefer..

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: May 28, 2008, 11:46:02 am »

Wish granted. You get hit by a car and break both arms. Everyone refers to you as Gimpy McGimp for the rest of your days, but at least you don't have to take the Final.

I wish I had some chewing gum.

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Short Stories / The Forge

« on: May 11, 2008, 02:03:23 am »

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: April 28, 2008, 06:45:42 pm »

Wish granted, people will no longer rag on you for being a vegetarian. You're not longer a vegetarian.

I wish I had something to do as I am very bored.

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: April 28, 2008, 06:40:46 pm »

Granted, but now they're down my pants. Jesus christ woman, wear some mitts.

I'm kind of hungry..so I wish I had pizza.

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: April 28, 2008, 06:36:47 pm »

Granted, but you kept listening to it so you broke things while you did the chores.

I wish that my nose wasn't stuffy.

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: April 28, 2008, 06:33:14 pm »

Granted! I am now active in this thread.

I wish I had those pictures I wanted.

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General / Re: Corrupt a Wish...

« on: April 28, 2008, 06:29:25 pm »

You can find some shackles and an axe in the backyard, I'll teach you how to use them on yourself.

I wish KMD was a little less "erica and I" all the time.

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Poetry / Re: If This Is What It Takes To Get Rid Of The Nightmares...

« on: April 27, 2008, 06:59:53 pm »

Very morbid, I'll say that. I think you did an excellent job with imagery, even though it's morbid. It's a powerful piece of poetry, well done.

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General Discussion / Re: Attention: Writers of all sorts.

« on: April 10, 2008, 04:06:10 am »

I just noticed this topic. I'm..kind of a writer. I honestly don't think very highly of myself, but then I won't argue that most people don't think too highly of themselves. Mostly it's just episodes of a series. Like they came out in a weekly read along or something, or a novel. I'm working on both right now.

One titled The Underground Musician and the other called Four of a Kind. The first being the episodes of a series thing and the second being a novel.