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Open Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: xofelf on June 12, 2006, 07:02:46 am

Title: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on June 12, 2006, 07:02:46 am

okay i feel that we really need a place to put teh funnies so here it tis! ta-da!
How can you tell if a blonde's been on your computer? There's whiteout all over teh screen.(the best part of that one is it really applies to teh brother!)

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on June 13, 2006, 06:24:59 am

fine then.....i'll do all of these.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other one, "does this taste funny to you?"

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: Caenus on June 13, 2006, 02:20:21 pm

Two cannibals start eating a man.  One starts at the head, the other at the feet. 

After a while, one stops chewing on the guy's neck and says "are you enjoying yourself down there?"

"Oh," says the other cannibal.  "I'm just having a ball."



Wait for it . . .



Wait for it . . .


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on June 17, 2006, 07:32:01 am

That's horrid, Cae! it's great! okay let's see....i actually don't have one...weird.

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: Caenus on June 17, 2006, 10:26:12 pm

HA!  I left you speechless!

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on June 20, 2006, 07:13:35 am

Never expect that to happen again....i was in an inn with internet and worrying that my lil sister would tattle on me for using the computer....but she didn't. oh, by the wat cae, just because i was speechless once doesn't mean you will ever be able to do it again! anyway....

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Missing right ear,
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come up with a better one than that, Cae

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on September 19, 2006, 12:36:41 pm

hahaha you couldn't do it!

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: Caenus on September 19, 2006, 03:10:09 pm

Heh, I didn't even see that challenge.  Alright you want a better one?  Well . . . gimme some time, because the only better one I have is dirty.


REALLY DIRTY.



REALLY REALLY DIRTY.

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: contingencyplan on September 19, 2006, 03:26:35 pm

I'm curious - you'll have to tell me this one sometime.

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on September 20, 2006, 12:22:12 pm

dirty is funny......sometimes! :-*

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: Caenus on September 20, 2006, 02:41:03 pm

And other times, it's just filthy.

Title: Re: Stan: the Stand-up Comedian Man
Post by: xofelf on September 21, 2006, 01:22:57 pm

oooooh....that is awful.
yeah that's it.