G33X Nexus Entertainment
Games => General => Topic started by: xofelf on December 02, 2008, 11:38:27 pm
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alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?
*inserts a quarter*
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alright here's a game i found recently. rules are really simple. You insert anything you want as currency into the vending machine. The next person tells you what you receive from it. Got it?
*inserts a quarter*
A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.
I insert a gold dollar.
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A 3/4 decomposed herring of indiscernible color comes out.
I insert a gold dollar.
A toasted human hand comes out.
I insert a 30 year old, never washed, used gym sock.
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You get laundry soap...
*inserts Skittles*
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You get a rainbow... sprinkled doughnut.
I insert a 3 foot wide Japanese fan.
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you receive Ramen!!
*inserts the number 42*
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You receive a large hadron collider, complete with black hole. Congratulations, you just destroyed the universe.
I insert Windshipper's left testicle.
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You get it back as a voice comes from the machine saying, "No one wants that!!!!"
*inserts Norse Mythology*
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You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."
I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.
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You receive a Thor comic book with a post it note that says "This is what has become of your beloved mythology."
I insert my childlike innocence . . . as soon as I can find it.
You get an error message: You must insert something real in order to receive something.
I insert Caenus' favorite memory.
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You receive my worst nightmare.
I insert a ring pried from the cold dead finger of my nemesis.
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you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back
*inserts the mafia(the real one)*
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you receive you nemesis alive once more wanting his ring back
*inserts the mafia(the real one)*
You receive a corrupt government.
I insert my crushed faith in humanity.
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You receive a card that simply says "The current state of things"
I insert a red yo-yo
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you get marbles and jacks
*inserts Donuts*
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you get marbles and jacks
*inserts Donuts*
You receive donut holes.
Not like, the actual round ball things.
Just donut holes.
Good luck finding them!
I insert a shoelace.
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You get a swift kick in the nuts.
I insert a priceless heirloom.
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you get it back....broken
*inserts windy's face*
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You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"
I insert a chocolate chip cookie.
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You receive an error message: "That's just nasty"
I insert a chocolate chip cookie.
You get two swift kicks in the nuts. :colbert:
I insert a swift kick to the nuts.
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You get a restraining order and a lawsuit for assault.
I insert the ace of spades from a brand new deck of cards.
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You get a restraining order and a lawsuit for assault.
I insert the ace of spades from a brand new deck of cards.
You receive a Motorhead album.
I insert the rest of your deck of cards.
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You receive the complete Lawrence Welk DVD box set.
I insert an x-ray of a broken left leg.
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You get the print off from an ultrasound
*inserts the trimmings of my hair*
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You receive the trimmings from someone's pubes.
I insert the following smiley: :juggle:
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You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!
*inserts a annoying ringtone*
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You get the juggling balls back...in your face!!!
*inserts a annoying ringtone*
Your phone is promptly removed from you and destroyed in an onboard incinerator. You receive a phone that has one setting: Silent.
We can all learn a lesson from that.
I insert a bottle of beer.
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You receive a bottle of soda.
I insert my computer's wallpaper image.
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You receive a bottle of soda.
I insert my computer's wallpaper image.
You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.
I insert a spammer blocker.
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You receive a post written by a Brazilian tranny porno website spammer.
I insert a spammer blocker.
You obtain one fold-up sign that declares, "Some parts are meat."
I insert the mummified remains of an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh.
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You get a bag of jerky.
I insert a plastic hairbrush.
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You get a wad of hair
*inserts a pack of gum*
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You get lockjaw.
I insert a raspberry scratch-n-sniff sticker.
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You get lockjaw.
I insert a raspberry scratch-n-sniff sticker.
The machine makes a raspberry.
I insert a strawberry.
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The machine makes you the world's tiniest virgin strawberry daiquiri.
I insert a lock of Cate Blanchett's hair.
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You recieve the One Ring...and then it explodes in your face.
*inserts a spoon*
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You receive a Splayd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd).
I insert a broken bicycle horn.
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you receive a working car horn
*inserts an old wedding gown*
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You receive a flaming geriatric. And a note that says "100 points if you can guess the classic novel that comes from".
I insert a broken cell phone.
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you get a broken Palm Pilot
*inserts hair ties*
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you get a broken Palm Pilot
*inserts hair ties*
You receive a tied hog.
I insert a lasso.
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You receive a noose with an outlaw attached.
I insert a smelly old sweat sock.
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You get morguls detatched foot
*inserts Rock Band*
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You get it back. In multiple pieces.
I insert a blank DVD.
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you get a message
*inserts chewed gum*
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Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Snack Machines (http://www.vending.com) and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.
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Gross, how could you insert a chewed gum on the Vending Machine (http://www.vending.com) and expect something nice to get. Because of that you get a reformed Lindsay Lohan. I think it will be nice to see Lilo back on her former glory, so clean and so sweet.
Insert a golden dove.
You get a Gold Plated roast bird.
I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.
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I insert a slightly bloody coat hanger.
You get an equally bloody lab coat.
I insert Psyduck.
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You receive Psypop
I insert a scratched LP of "Toys in the Attic"
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You get Steven Tyler and Joe Perry in a toy box.
I insert Android.
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You get Fisher Price OS installed on a Motorola StarTac
I insert a can of Dr. Pepper
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You receive a shot of Crown Royal.
(Miss you, friend.)
I insert a slightly used Get Out of Jail Free card.