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General Discussion / Re: Must-see movies list

« on: April 30, 2008, 08:53:27 pm »

Ain't is not a colloquialism, a colloquialism is a speech pattern distinct to a particular geographic region.

Ain't is the contraction of a contraction. It's sloppy at best, but is now (sadly) recognized as a word.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: April 30, 2008, 08:49:07 pm »

It's spelled callate, dingus.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Not Safe For Work

« on: April 30, 2008, 08:45:26 pm »

Nah, if you think you're right then fight it, but do so with some research to back it up.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Not Safe For Work

« on: April 30, 2008, 07:50:44 pm »

All contractions . . .

Contractions are a grammatical form in the English language. Some languages have an equivalent, but contractions are English.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: April 30, 2008, 12:15:40 pm »

Alrighty, first go the mafia forum and read the rules. Read through the thread a little bit (the Godfather Game) and then send me a PM later tonight. I'll get you set up and let you get in on it.

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread: New users, please post here!

« on: April 30, 2008, 12:11:59 pm »

Yup.

Also, if you'd like to join the mafia game in progress, I'm in need of a replacement for one of my players.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: GNE: One Perverted Family?

« on: April 29, 2008, 10:27:20 pm »

I may listen to the song and creep you out by reanimating him to play the actual song.

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General Discussion / Re: The things I do at work...

« on: April 29, 2008, 07:59:08 pm »

Pyloric sphincter.

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General Discussion / Re: Must-see movies list

« on: April 29, 2008, 04:47:01 pm »

Hows about we get back to the subject at hand?

Another good one is Equilibrium with Christian Bale and Taye Diggs.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Things you just can't say....

« on: April 29, 2008, 04:46:04 pm »

Alto! Soy el director del ejercito fascisto del espanol! Dame todo su dinero!

In case you haven't figured out, I'M the Spanish Nazi she's talking about. I live in an area of the country where it's spoken, and I speak it quite well. Not necessarily "fluent" since that literally means "fluid like" and I'm not a native speaker.

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General Discussion / Re: The things I do at work...

« on: April 29, 2008, 04:41:33 pm »

Nah, random insults are no biggie. It's straight up balls-to-the-wall hatred that belongs over there.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Things you just can't say....

« on: April 28, 2008, 02:33:18 pm »

Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 28, 2008, 10:45:20 am

Well, that makes perfect sense that she would say that. I could understand how it could be funny.
I think I'm sensitive to this because I someday will be under this type of scrutiny

You gonna join our noble teacher ranks, MissTake?

(for those who don't know, YES I am a teacher).

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Funny acronyms

« on: April 28, 2008, 02:29:40 pm »

Ford:

Fix or repair daily
Found on road dead
Fucking old rebuilt Dodge

backwards, it's:

Driver returns on foot

I'll come up with some other ones.

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The Wallth Are Thoundproof / Re: Fun emoticons

« on: April 28, 2008, 02:28:21 pm »

This could probably be filed under the awesome quotes section too:

"You see Perry, It's just that you see a naked man and think to yourself, 'I want that' and my brain doesn't make that leap. It's like 'Oh! Look! An elephant! Let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse!' See? It's just not the first thing that comes to mind."

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