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MissTake1024:
Morgul - Dave is good enough in bed. Besides, if I ever had a lesbian encounter I wouldn't know what to do, I'd be like... :blink: then :uhm: and of course the inevitable :doh:, but at that point any sexual attraction would have gone out of the window due to my fumbling which would result in :bang: :angryscream:
And of course Dave might watch but what had started out as :showtime: would then turn into :suicide:
Me no likeums :suicide: no es bueno.
:catholic:
contingencyplan:
So I was all :) :( :lol: :-p :happy: ;) 8-) :roll: :innocent: :blush: :blink: :beatdown: :huh: :clint:
and she was all :crazy: :uhm: :doh: :confused: :angry: :ninja: :saddowns:
then we :suicide: :commissar: :cheers: :banjo: :toot: all night long
then the :eng101:, :cop:, :catholic:, and :twisted: showed up and were all :colbert:
so we did the only logical thing and :elmohanged: :rara: :bang:
and they were :psyduck: :moose: :helicopter: :scumyell: :wifom:
my parents especially thought :buddy: :calvin: :hobbes: :showtime: :dumbass: :juggle: :math: :rockon: which was :rofl: because my dad doesn't play guitar
then we went all :emo: over :words: and hit each other with :hammer:
:siren: There does that get it out of our systems? :siren:
:angryscream:
(just being a jerk carry on)
Morgul:
--- Quote from: Caenus on March 27, 2008, 08:31:53 am ---We're talking about fucking.
--- End quote ---
Not when the sentence prior to it was, 'Oh I don't know, maybe the multiple times I've awoken you.' and the thing we were walking about was me 'sleeping'. No, Keith, in that case, :suicide:
Caenus:
That's the beauty of absurd logic . . . it works in every situation. I was talking about both/either!
xofelf:
*twiddles thumbs* :roll:
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