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Bad Sex Jokes/Puns Appreciation Station
Caenus:
--- Quote from: Morgul on April 08, 2008, 07:34:35 pm ---
--- Quote from: Caenus on April 08, 2008, 12:18:36 pm ---Also, Erica - I'm married . . . if I DON'T have relations, then something's wrong.
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Translation: They only way to put up with being married is to get sex.
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Nah, not at all.
leftie:
--- Quote from: Erica on April 08, 2008, 04:35:28 am ---Cae you're not supposed to discuss the fact that you have intimate relations...trust me...no one wants to know!
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Erica, I don't even feel like I should point out the couple YOU don't want to be hearing about. :innocent:
MissTake1024:
:lol:
So, Ginny - how's the sex life :-p
Morgul:
--- Quote from: MissTake1024 on April 08, 2008, 11:44:14 pm ---:lol:
So, Ginny - how's the sex life :-p
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Considering the fact that it's my personal goal to make sure she can have multiple orgasms every day, I should hope she thinks it's pretty good. Shit, condoms are in our monthly budget. (those 36 boxes are godly, and just enough to last us about three weeks, to a month.)
And none of this counts other sexual activities that can induce orgasms.
...or the 150ft of rope...
...soft rope...
...bought by a former boy scout...
...who's tied his sisters to the ceiling with duct tape...
...and has taken engineering classes...
...so knows all about tensile strength, and friction...
Oh, yeah. :clint:
MissTake1024:
Haha now that we've sufficiently traumatized Erica :-P
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