Open Discussion > The Wallth Are Thoundproof
Interesting Insults
TrajanMax:
--- Quote from: contingencyplan on May 01, 2008, 04:10:24 pm ---
--- Quote from: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:48:53 pm ---caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
--- End quote ---
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
--- End quote ---
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
TrajanMax:
--- Quote from: windshipper on May 01, 2008, 04:11:52 pm ---
--- Quote from: Caenus on May 01, 2008, 04:10:15 pm ---Maybe he's looking for some razorblades. Gotta ease that delicious, angsty pain, and how better than through ritualistic bloodletting?
--- End quote ---
Just remember Kmd, it's down the street, not across the road.
--- End quote ---
You just softclaimed :emo:
TrajanMax:
I think I missed all the fun. :smith:
contingencyplan:
--- Quote from: TrajanMax on May 01, 2008, 04:12:22 pm ---
--- Quote from: contingencyplan on May 01, 2008, 04:10:24 pm ---
--- Quote from: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:48:53 pm ---caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
--- End quote ---
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
--- End quote ---
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
--- End quote ---
Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.
KMD: Here, lemme help. (Youporn is NWS you retards)
edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.
TrajanMax:
--- Quote from: contingencyplan on May 01, 2008, 04:19:04 pm ---
--- Quote from: TrajanMax on May 01, 2008, 04:12:22 pm ---
--- Quote from: contingencyplan on May 01, 2008, 04:10:24 pm ---
--- Quote from: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:48:53 pm ---caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
--- End quote ---
1. I wouldn't consider you over-sexed either. You clearly haven't been fucked in a LONG time, judging by how little blood is left for your brain to use.
2. I can see why - the more you hide under your rock, the less the chance of encountering someone who expects you to conduct yourself with a modicum of intelligence. No encounters with other people, things, or ideas = no strain on your already heavily taxed mental abilities.
3. Just... Just.... Wha... My mind is blown. Fuck off, seriously.
4. And what kind of porn was it?
--- End quote ---
Considering his post count on this forum is higher than mine and he's only been registered a short time, I think it's a safe bet he's never been fucked.
Unless his hand counts.
--- End quote ---
Actually, I think I figured it out. He hasn't watched porn since he was 12, but he never put 2 and 2 together and figured out how to jerk off. So he's had a raging boner for the past umpteen years, unable to think OR walk straight, thus stunting his growth on all levels.
KMD: Here, lemme help. (Youporn is NWS you retards)
edit: I have been kindly informed that Redtube has higher quality vids, so poke around there too.
--- End quote ---
redtube.com has better quality video, just FYI.
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version