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Interesting Insults
windshipper:
--- Quote from: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:36:26 pm ---I have never heard anyone other than myself use boner breath. That is with the exception of my friend who stole it from me. that cum guzzler.....
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No, no, this is the interesting insults thread, snot gobbling, cow fucking, hydrocephalic, self-fellating fool. The best part of you was left dribbling down your mother's chin, shortly before I paid her and left. Now, can you create an interesting insult or do you have to use the same overused lines time and time again? Or is a thesaurus or a dictionary or even a hint of creativity too hard for you?
Kmd4390:
caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
windshipper:
--- Quote from: Kmd4390 on May 01, 2008, 03:48:53 pm ---caenus....
1.) I wouldn't consider myself "over-sexed"
2.) I don't even use youtube. I've been on it like 5 times in my life and have never even read the comments.
3.) Insults that require thought tend to ruin the insult.
4.) I haven't watched porn since I was like 12.
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You know what, you're right, I've seen the error of my ways. Having to use your wit and humor to create an insult that is original and humorous completely ruins the point of insulting someone. Shakespeare was a fool to create long winded, creative, and funny insults. Instead he should have called someone a boner breath. You're right, generations of human thought and wit have been wasted.
We should all just call people boner breaths, cum guzzlers, and numb nuts. That is the height of humor and wit.
How could we never have seen nor understood after all this time... :suicide:
Caenus:
1) Fixed that
2) Same difference, youtube, myspace, they're all a part of the same mental rot that have super-saturated this country.
3) I guess thought would tend to ruin just about anything for you, wouldn't it? I mean, why think and potentially lend some quality to life when I can get by being a dipshit for the rest of my life? Here's a hint man, learn to think, or start practicing one of two lines: "Do you want fries with that?" or "Spare change?"
4) That explains a LOT.
windshipper:
Kmd:
WHY do you post here? It's certainly not because you have anything interesting or intelligent to add to the discussion.
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