Hmmm . . . Chris . . . talking about sodomy and fuckable asses . . .
Chris, if you own a strap on, so help me . . .
What the
hell would I need a strap on for. And if you say I wouldn't be the one using it, then... well, don't make me explain why I'd never be into it. Let's just say that if I'm not the one pitching, then there's no point in playing ball.
And now for something, completely different.
Elephants!