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Things you just can't say....
TrajanMax:
This is more of a funny interruption that anything else....
For some reason my HS had a Ban on Rubber Bands, and anytime a teacher wanted on, they had to send a student to the office with a request.
I was sent to the office to do just that one day, and the following conversation took place:
;) = Me :crazy: = Secretary :rara: = Some rude individual who like to talk too much.
;) Mrs. So and So sent me down here.
:crazy: Oh, what do you need?
;) I need a ......
:rara: :Insert Meaning less white noise here:
;) ......rubber....
:crazy: You need a RUBBER, Oh MY GOD!!!!
So yeah, that probably wasn't that funny, but there ya go.
PieceMaker:
Here's one I always seem to use unintentionally at LAN parties.
"If he has two NICs, then he can get net with one, and then we can jack off the other."
PieceMaker:
Alright, here's another one that just sounds wrong when I ask people about paintball stuff.
"Do you have all of your equipment?"
MissTake1024:
Here's one that my friend Jamie is notorious for...
when playing Guitar Hero/Rock Band before starting a hard song he says
"I need my strap on for this one"
Caenus:
This one was funny.
Morgul and I were talking the other day and I got frustrated.
Caenus: "Fuck this! Fuck Mickey Mouse with a 12" dick, break it off, and beat him with the rest of it."
Morgul: *awkward silence* "See . . . I just can't be in the same room with someone who'd hit Mickey Mouse."
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