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Things you just can't say....

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xofelf:
Nice!

PieceMaker:
Eh, I know this thread is old, but there's one I accidentally said that sounded so terribly perverted. Keep in mind that I didn't mean to say sack, but it's the only thing I could think of because sacks hold stuff.

"How much does your ball sack hold?"

That was me commenting on a paintball hopper. :wifom:

xofelf:
nice! :rara:

leftie:
My friend Will did a comic commission which featured a busty woman who is quite nude in various parts of it. But it was also really cute, and quirky, 'specially that woman character.
So, when I finished reading the second volume of it, I said to Will, "She's so cute; I love it!" And he said, "Yeah, cute. The whole thing's like 'cute porn.'" We all have a good laugh, when I made things worse.
I said, "Cute porn, yeah! Like kiddie porn!"
Awkward silence...
"WAIT, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!"
I was... embarrassed, and continued to defend myself when friend Brandon said, "She just meant porn for kids."
Grateful, I said, "Yeah! Like... Disney Porn!!!"

WHY do I always make things worse?  :crazy:

xofelf:
ah...gotta love you ginny!

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