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CALVINBALL!!!
xofelf:
Calvin squaredances his way over to hobbes and steals the ball while he's atempting to swing dance get the balls and cha-chas his way over to the goal getting a double point bonus for the dance combo move.
Caenus:
Hobbes sees Calvin make his move for double points and quickly does the banned-in-17-countries-ass-shimmy-of-point-reversal. Calvin now loses two points.
Hobbes runs to the spaceman zone. Calvin must now perform the entirety of the song Rocketman before touching the ball.
xofelf:
Calvin sings Rocketman at superspeed thus gaining himself 2 points and because Hobbes is in the spaceman area, and goal he makes while calvin is singing gains Calvin points and Hobbes loses points (due to the superspeed superman rocketman complex) Calvin now steals the ball and runs to the hokey-pokey line. Hobbes now has to do the hokey-pokey in it's entierty at slow speed.
Dawn:
But Hobbes is in the zero-gravity zone which is in the spaceman area, making him exempt from all dance manuvers. He gains two points for stratiegical placement
Hobbes takes the ball and hits the Red Wagon Wicket! Calvin has to pull the wagon behind him for 30 steps
xofelf:
Calvin pulls the wagon behind him and runs hobbes over with it, thus gaining exemptness from the red wagon rule. Calvin also gains possesion of the ball while hobbes is picking his sorry ass off the ground. Calvin activates the post of doom which freezes hobbes in the middle of his ass-picking-up thus gaining himself a double points bonus for the picking-up-of-opponents-ass complex. Before Hobbes can make another move he has to shout out the score as it stands(becuase we have no idea what the hell it is now)
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