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Caenus:
You really wanna start sexism?  I'll end it with this joke:

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing.  You already told her twice.

Now to be "fair and balanced"

THE FEMALE RULES

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Okay, now that we have that out of our systems, let's cut it out with the man/woman-bashing and get on with the quotes.

Neo:

--- Quote ---"i have fourteen buts!"
--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---She really does too...
--- End quote ---

Do you see how good I'm being? I haven't said anything! >_<

~Reynard

Caenus:
Oop, you just did.

Damn.

Infernal:
"Dont drink and drive , you might hit a bump and spill your drink!" So true  :( I wish I knew that before  :o :o.

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his!" Patton

"All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers"

Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Kneel Only To Truth - Kahlil Gibran

"Whats so civil about war anyway?" Civil war - guns and roses

"whatever happend to sex drugs n rock and roll! now we only have aids, crack, n techno!" Guns and roses again

hehe a few off the top of my head =d

PieceMaker:
Cae, two things. First, I wasn't bashing anyone, I was just putting some quotes that I thought were funny, and second, I finally see why there are so many homos in the world.

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