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Xof:
I just thought every line from the 40 year old virgin was hilarious....so here is some of them.

Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
[pause]
Cal: And that was a smart movie.


Cal: [about Andy wanting to tell Trish he's a virgin] Here, tell me, this is how it's gonna go.
Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin.
Cal: Cool! I like that, because I know you don't have... chlamydia. I *know* that. I mean that shit is everywhere...


contingencyplan:
I saw about the last half of that movie (missed the first part). Surprisingly funny.

Caenus:
I thought it was funny.  Wasn't nearly as crude as I thought it may be.

xofelf:
here's a new qoute....this is one of my own from when i was about 2....i woke up from my nap walked into my mom's room and announced proudly "i have fourteen buts!"
i don't remember this but i found the journal my mom kept for me......more later

Morgul:
She really does too... :P

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