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Corrupt a Wish...
contingencyplan:
--- Quote from: morgul on December 09, 2005, 03:14:19 am ---Anyhow. you get your phone call... and she goes on a date with you. You continue dating.... 2 months, 6 months, two years. Relationship is going strong, and you two are thinking about the future. Four years goes by, and you two decide to do it... you get married. You have a wonderful honeymoon.... and 9 months latter your first kid! He's exactly like you were as a kid. Sorry, man.
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OH, IT BURNS!!! :D
And just for the record, I'm just looking for a callback. Aiming for friendship at this point, not a full-blown dating relationship.
Anyways, back to ryguy_1617: You get your new computer. And it works great. So great, in fact, that you spend all your time on it. And lose all social skills you might have once had. You lock yourself inside your house and are scared of sunlight. You become this scraggly, stinky guy who never bathes... or eats... or goes to the bathroom... because it would take away from your precious computer time. When the cops finally come (because the stench becomes unbearable for your neighbors), they find you dead, slumped over your computer. But at least you have http://www.g33xnexus.com up on your computer. Hey, free advertising!
I wish for next semester being a heck and a half easier than this one.
Morgul:
Itis. But, I actually make you do dev work. (No idea what the downside is there, but hey.)
I wish I felt better.
Dawn:
You throw up all over your keyboard and desk but hey! You feel better :)
I wish that I had a girl friend that actually Loved me for who I am, but didn't leave me after 3 months.
Morgul:
Ok, I'm sorry, I can't corrupt that wish. I've been there. I can't crack some witty corrupt a wish joke based on that. Sorry she left you, man.
So to keep others from being tarded about it:
You find one, and get married, and have a wonderful life.
I wish I could atleast find an interest, who was also interested in me, and wasn't impossibly far away.
Caenus:
Now she's only improbably far away.
I wish I had a job that wasn't such a buttmunch.
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