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Morgul:
You don't. Instead you have to stay with your long lost great aunt, who smells like old people, can't cook, and has ten 4 year old grand kids running a muck almost constantly. Oh, and she had 20 cats. Happy Thanksgiving!

I wish I could spend the holiday with everyone I love, not just my family. (It would be awesome to have all those people I really care about under one roof. All my friends, every one.)

Caenus:
They all meet under one roof . . . in a one bedroom apartment.  The stress on the building becomes too much and it collapses, killing everyone.

I wish the weather would make up its mind.  It was 30 degrees this morning, now it's 70. 

Rosencrantz:
The weather makes up its mind and desides that wherever you go it should be 130 degrees Farenheit, and 99% humidity. You try to drink enough water, but your stomach can not hold enough water to keep you from dehydrating and turning into a dried out husk.

I wish Caenus would not abuse Quantum Mechanics so flagrantly (specifically the uncertainty principle).

Caenus:
Sorry man, it's in my nature - although I am curious what you mean by abuse. 

Oh, and where's Guildenstern?



Heh, I don't abuse them.  Instead I abuse arcane references to Newtonian calculation.

I wish I could shoot my professor and get away with it.

PieceMaker:
You shoot your prof and get away with it, only later to find out that he was gonna give you an A+ as your final grade.

I wish I had enough money to buy guitar pedal board I'm wanting.

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