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Corrupt a Wish...

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Morgul:
You didn't but then you realize two things. First, he'd have stayed up anyway, he does that. Secondly, he never functions like a normal human being.

I wish I had my new job, already.

MissTake1024:
Wish granted, but it was as a male prostitute. On one of your night-time excursions you ran into a high school buddy of yours that has had the hots for you for years. Unfortunately he was incredibly deformed, which means that he couldn't find anyone better. You fulfilled your duties as a prostitute and found out that said unfortunate looking man had been following you since the night that you two had made sweet sweet love. He kidnaps you, and kills your entire family forcing you to agree to a civil union with him. From that point on you will be trained to be a house-wife, and you will rue the day that you ever made such a wish.

I wish that I could play RockBand =[

Morgul:
You do, but you suck. Then I kill you. Why? Because the cookies are a lie!

I wish more people would get the reference then actually will.

MissTake1024:
Wish granted, but then I asked you if it was from Portal?

I wish that I wasn't so thirsty.

xofelf:
you're not thirsty, but you drank too much water so you drowneded. and yes i spelled that wrong on purpose.

i wish that i had known that my mom was making waffles so i didn't eat the bowl of cereal.  :(

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