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Corrupt a Wish...
Morgul:
You do. The commands (which need to be done as root) are as follows:
--- Code: ---emerge --sync && emerge -C gaim && emerge pidgin
--- End code ---
However, you don't know how to log in as root, and once you figure it out your computer explodes.
I wish I wasn't still at work.
MissTake1024:
Wish granted but you were at home at which point you discovered that you had more work at home then you did at work.
I wish I wasn't so tired
KilGrey:
--- Quote from: MissTake1024 on March 14, 2008, 11:15:44 pm ---I wish I wasn't so tired
--- End quote ---
Wish granted. You go through your day refreshed and full of energy. Getting all your work and chores not only done, but done ahead of time. You leave work and meet up with friends. You laugh and have fun. You get home late but satisfied. After washing your face and putting on your favorite jammies you lay down to go to bed contented. You toss and you turn and toss again. Eventually the sun crests the horizon and you are still awake. Not only shall you never be tired again, you shall never sleep again, never dream again, never drift off peacefully in the arms of a lover.
I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist Tuesday. :saddowns:
Morgul:
Well, the Dentist calls you up on Monday, offering you a 'in home visit'. Intrigued, you find yourself agreeing. On Tuesday, at the appointed time, you open your door, letting in the dentist, and six masked men. As they carry you off, you think you hear one of them mentioning something about 'sith'... but you're not sure. You're drugged, and before you know it, you're waking up in a very cheesy villian-esque room. There, you find out a jilted young man from 6th grade has been obsessing over you for years now, fancies himself some sort of 'evil sith overlord' and is going to use 'the power of the darkside' to persuade you to marry him. Ah, well, you do what every self respecting female would do in this situation. You kick him in lightsaber, and run like hell. You tell your story to police, and then to the news station. Pretty soon the story of the 'Starwars Staker' is being told all over the country. Creative headlines lines like, "Luke StarStaker captures personal Leia" are all over the news. Eventually, the inevitable happens. George Lucas sues the ever loving shit out of you, for copyright infringement. You get bitch slapped with the entire encyclopedia of copyright law so fast and so hard, you don't even wake up until you've lost everything, and more.
Hey, just goes to show: some doctors shouldn't make house calls.
I wish it wasn't so late. Boo, Hissss... I hate work. Especially since it's Inventory.
MissTake1024:
Wish granted, but it's too God Damn Early!
I wish that I didn't have to get up early tomorrow er... today...
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