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Corrupt a Wish...
Caenus:
They are, but they all decide that you aren't worthy to be on here and petition to have you booted from the forums.
I wish I didn't have so many goddamn papers to write. :elmohanged:
Morgul:
Problem Solved! Someone (Dawn) decides to pull a practical joke, and reports you for filesharing on Tech Campus. Unknown to everyone, Tech had just decided on a new policy for dealing with filesharers. Campus Security comes to you, siezes your laptop, finds stolen CS3, 3:10 to Yuma, and a few other AVIs on there. They expell you from school, and the MPAA slaps you with a giant lawsuit, while Adobe goes after you personally. Because of these litigations, the school board at KPA decides that they can't have you on staff anymore, and fire you. This causes strife between Erin and you; while she doesn't leave you, she sees no way out of this mess. You promise her you'll fight the lawsuits, but it doesn't look good. In a fit of depression, she has a bit too much to drink, runs her car into a cement barrier on the loop, and gets hospitalized. With your wife in the hospital, and financial weights crushing down on you, you snap. It takes them three weeks to collect enough of Dawn's body for identification; and even then only because you mailed those bits to the police. Oddly enough, they catch you...
...but you don't have the papers to write.
I wish I had plenty of money to start GNe and quit Office Max
PieceMaker:
You have plenty of money, but unfortunately it's all in Zimbabwean dollars, which equal 0.00003259 US Dollars. Heh, sucks for you.
I wish I had one of each currency there is in the world.
MissTake1024:
Wish granted, but because of the fact that you have their currency in your possession you have to pay taxes.
I wish I didn't have to clean
Caenus:
You don't. Unfortunately, you catch some strange form of ebola from the crap lying around the apartment. You slowly die, drowning in your own stewed organs over the course of a week and a half.
I wish morgul had enough money to start GNE.
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