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Corrupt a Wish...

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Neo:
You do, and they are orange, but becuase you spent all of your clothing money on a good set of gloves you now have no money to buy real cloths. Therefor you have none. While walking down the street wearing your comfy gloves people beging to notice your absince of other clothing. 50 men and 10 women go to jail for promothing child pornography. You feel incredibly guilty about this and you wind up going to the jail to visit them. Due to your current lack of clothing when you go to the jail you get arrested for indesent exposure. It doesn't matter becuase you get sent to juvi for a month and now you have a nice set of matching orange jumpsuits to go with your gloves.

I wish that the girl I want to ask to prom didn't have a boyfriend

ryguy_1617:
The girl you want to ask doesn't have a boyfriend. But, she still won't go with you.

I wish newegg didn't send me a double order and double charge, so that I wouldn't lose money on shipping the crap back ;_;

Morgul:
Insteads, they double charge you, without sending you double, and you still have to bay, only this time it's the double charge, not the shipping.

I wish I had my new laptop here right now so I could play with it!!!

Neo:
You get your new laptop and start playing with 'it'. Your mother walks in and promptly leaves the room, saying somthing akin to 'computers aren't meant for that...'. As a side note your keys now stick and you can't use your USB port.

I wish I could deside who I want to ask to prom

Keith:
You figure out who you want to ask to prom but turns out that "she" is a transvestite.

I wish I could learn to program with C++ without getting bored out of my mind reading tutorials.

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