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Corrupt a Wish...
Morgul:
--- Quote from: Chii on March 01, 2006, 10:41:43 pm ---[...]
I wish my corruptions were better.
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They are.... but we're all jelous, and mad from getting killed by someone as sadistic as you, and we torture you... with kittens and dull knives. Of, and Cheese. Gotta have Cheese.
I wish your corruptions weren't so sadistic... and that mine made more sense.
xofelf:
Your's make more sense...but only to this little plush frog named harold that stalks you and wants to kill you.....
I wish i had more time to bother people on here.
Watercolor Wolf:
As you bother more and more people you find you've attracted a group of stalkers, who will all go through your underwear drawer, after they've been through your garbage, AND THEY WON'T WASH THEIR HANDS.
I wish UPS stoodd for "Until Penguins Skydive". I think it'd be more accurate of their delivery service.
Morgul:
Unbeknownst to you, it does. However, one of their operatives is readin this forums, discovers your knowledge of their real name, and 6 eleite skydiving penguins bombard the downstairs apartment, raping and pillaging as they go. Three months latter, once the lacerations have healed, you find yourself in "Survivores Penguin Raping and Pillaging Anonymous." You realize that the group is really just a way for the penguins to keep an eye on you. Overcome by fear, you flee, only to be hit by a passing bus.
I wish I had a new laptop. :(
Caenus:
*hands him an IBM thinkpad with the following specs:
pentium 1 @ 133 mHz
16 mB of RAM
3 gig of HD space - partitioned into two 1.5 gig drives.
OS: Windows 95
Battery life: what battery?*
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