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Corrupt a Wish...
Neo:
You could but it is beyond your skill.
I wish this thread would end.
contingencyplan:
It does. Unfortunately, most people become bored with the forums and leave them. They have nothing else to do in their now copious amounts of free time, so their minds finally snap from boredom and they all become mass murderers. The cops trace this rash of killings to your killing this thread on this forum, and charge you with involuntary manslaughter (or something) in respect to all these deaths. The charge itself doesn't bring a large amount of jail time, but when you multiply it over the dozens of people that these former forumites killed, that puts you away for a VERY long time.
Remember - you gotta kill somebody your first day or become somebody's bitch. Take your pick. Never know - the bitch thing could work out; never know when you'll find that nerdy, pretty boy in jail...
I wish I knew more about cigars so I could buy Cliff a good one for his birthday... the ones I'm starting out with are the el cheaperisterino ones - not ones you give as gifts on a 21st birthday...
Caenus:
You know more about cigars. In fact you know so much that when you go to purchase the cigar, you decide to wow the clerk with your knowledge. Unbeknownst to you, there are customs agents undercover in the cigar store waiting for the leader of an international Cuban Cigar Smuggling Ring to come in to sell his wares. Since the only description they have of said leader is "a scrawny dork with a goatee" they instantly nab you and you are held for an indefinite amount of time in Guantanamo Bay (seems the Cuban government wants to have a word with you when our people are done). You spend almost a year being subjected to American interrogation techniques and are then handed over to Joaquin, the Cuban master of pain. The next two years blend together in a mix of nightmarish torture and aneurism induced blood clots floating across your vision. You finally manage an escape and inadvertantly assassinate Fidel Castro (who is amazingly still alive). You are recognized as an American hero, forgiven of any crimes you may have committed and returned home. You now walk with a limp and your hands tremble. You are awarded a medal of honor and, during the ceremony at the white house, your friend for whom you never purchased the cigar goes postal and shoots at you, lodging a .38 bullet in your spine. You are now paralyzed from the nose down.
I wish I wasn't quite so sadistic . . . wait . . . no I don't ;D
~Temptation~:
your not. instead you cosmo... (with someone pointing a lightsaber at your butt)
i wish i could think!
~Lolly~
Guardian:
You can think, but now qall you can think about is the lightsaber incedent. :o
I wish people would use this board more often. ::)
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