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Corrupt a Wish...
Oceanus:
--- Quote from: Infernal on January 13, 2006, 06:29:41 am ---You become a pro at photoshop but your free trial expires so you have to use ms paints.
I wish call of duty 2 or xbox 360 got here alrdy
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Your recieve the Call of Duty 2 you have wanted for a while. Only to find out that your Xbox 360 no longer works. After calling up Customer Support you find out that they cannot fix your xbox 360 because they are on short supply of parts due to all the Xbox 360 problems. After a year of waiting you get the parts only to find out Microsoft now has an Xbox 180 on store shelf. You kill yourself moments after finding out about this.
I wish Santa Clause would have brought me something.
PieceMaker:
Santa Clause brought you a bomb that triggeres when you open the package. Thinking that you got something really good for a change, you open it as fast as you can, and, POW!...
I wish I had the recipe for homemade hand grenades.
ryguy_1617:
You have one....but you just can't find it.
I wish that I had $1,500
PieceMaker:
You have $1,500 dollars in savings bonds that you still can't get for another ten years.
I wish I didn't have to go to town for the second time today. >:(
Oceanus:
You go to town hoping to get some groceries only to get shoved into a dark alley and raped by a man. You then wake up noticing that your bottom hurts and you are 50 dollars richer.
I wish Marry Poppins and her Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would go away...forever.
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