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Corrupt a Wish...
Morgul:
It is, however it's digressed into a dead treee version of slashdot. Nothing new every really gets printed; it's simply a continuation of people's opinions of the opinions of people posting about articles from the late 90's. As you cry over your shattered childhood, Broomhilda busts down your door, and tries to assimilate you. Thinking quickly, you throw an Innuyasha manga at her. Distracted for a few moments by something from her past existance, you make your escape. Suddenly, Q shows up, and offers to take you to the Continum to see the universe from a higher plane of understanding. However, he ditches you on the Enterprise. Before you can explain who you are, the Borg attack, looking for you. The Enterprise is destroyed, and Q transports you back to earth. Millions of rabid Star Trek fanboys blame you for the destruction of thier favorite ship, and the deaths of thier favorite crew. They eat you.
I wish I had a trained pet headcrab.
whitelynx:
You forgot to de-beak your headcrab, and he eats Reaka's brain. She traps you in a bear hug in your sleep, and you slowly suffocate.
I wish I had wikipedia stored in my brain.
PieceMaker:
You have wikipedia stored in your brain, but someone hacks your brain, goes into cmd, types format brain, y, y, and, poof.
I wish I wasn't sick.
ljeidmziehpepn:
well... too bad. You get so sick you... you... you can't see :D
I wish i had food 'o lot, I'm hungry
Morgul:
You get tonns of munchies to eat. However, you meet a hourse outside, and feed it some food.... before you know it, you're out of food, and the hourse is dead. A police officer informs you it was a diabetic, and you go to jail.
I wish I lived in Texas. It seems cooler than here.
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